Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

half moon 

A partial moon displayed by plumbers and refrigerator repairmen. When the top portions of your arse stick out of the top of your pants.

Ikey the Refrigerator Repairman fixed our Milch fridge this morning, and was careful to give a half moon to Golda.

half moon by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

barnyard golf

A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.

Compare to barnyard Frisbee.

Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.

barnyard golf by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

barnyard Frisbee 

A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.

Compare with barnyard golf.

Linda Mae always beats Homer Bob when they play barnyard Frisbee.

barnyard Frisbee by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

cat's ass 

The very best. The finest. The epitome. Most excellent. Boss. Zorch cow. Real George.

This cat's ass expression was common in the early 1960s.

Whoa, where did you get that piano? It's cat's ass!

During a Vince Guaraldi concert in Berkeley in 1961, a dreamy beatnik kept mumbling "Cat's ass, man, cat's ass"

cat's ass by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

hairy ass

Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.

Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.

hairy ass by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

fart-sack 

A sleeping bag.

By extension, a bed.

Man, I'm going to hit the fart-sack. See in in the morning.

fart-sack by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Fartsack 

A sleeping bag.

A bed.

My ass is going to hit the fartsack.

Fartsack by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005