crepitate

To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.

Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

sawbones

The quack. The croaker. The doc.

I had to go to the sawbones and get my toe splinted.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

implant

Bags of salt water inserted behind the breasts of insecure women "educated" in public schools, for the purpose of giving the breasts an unnatural, bowling-ball appearance and an unpleasant feel.

Sandra busted Mr. Larson's jaw with her implants as she did a dance on the stage.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

You Rass

A expression of derision or disbelief.

Compare to your ass.

Hominy, you rass! We ain't eatin' hominy fo' lunch again.

The Giants will win the Series this year!??? You rass!!

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

your ass

You.

The second person singular pronoun.

Your ass better eat some breakfast if we're going to go on that ride.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Ziggy the Narc

The man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.

Also called Pierre le Toque.

Used by some hippies to make their friends paranoid.

You know why they put Ziggy the Narc's picture on these papers? To keep an eye on you hippies.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

Stoopnagel

A dim-bulb boob. A thoroughly stupid chump.

Named after Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagel (F. Chase Taylor), a character on the radio a long time ago.

Richard eats pancakes cooked on one side only, batter-side up. He's a real Stoopnagel!

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005