Bumkicker Slade's definitions

bumwad

Toilet paper. Bumfodder. Bumf. Arse wipe. Mountain Money.

Hey, there's no bumwad in the crapper!

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

my ass

I.

The first person singular pronoun.

My ass was very disappointed at the sympony last night when the conductor directed Mozart's 25th sympony like he was swatting flies.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

nigger-lipping

The act of holding a cigarette in your lips enough to moisten the paper.

Hey man, quit nigger-lipping that cigarette. I want a drag.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

booger vault

A snot rag. A handkerchief.

A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.

A fastidious young lady always carries a booger vault in her purse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

honkie bonker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.

I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

whitey whacker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and honkie bonker.

Shauntay carries a whitey whacker inside his pimp overcoat.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Woof

To bluster, to threaten idly.

Man, don't mind that honkey. He's just woofin.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005