Bully Bitch's definitions

Anal monkey

The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.

John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

Landwhale

A fat bitch. They eat 27 McDonalds Big Macs for every meal except dinner, when they eat 43.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a landwhale.

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

Ham Planet

A fat, hungry bitch. They eat pigs, straight from the barnyard.

That Ham Planet ate my most prized pig.

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

Fat

A Fat person

That person is fat.

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

Shit Locker

Someone shits in a Ziploc bag, and then puts it in someones locker.

Bob: Hey, did you know that James got shit lockered this morning?
Ben: No Way!

by Bully Bitch June 9, 2016

Mr. Chan

The most boring-ass teacher in existance. He hands out projects that don't have anything to do with what we're learning, and if we finish too fast, he'll give us another one. He makes us watch retarded videos. He is the most retarded teacher on Earth.

Mr. Chan's classes are so boring and retarded.

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016