STAIN

To remain as a guest.

Mah mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Tax

An amout of money given to the goverment. Something we all love to hate, but sometimes fail to realize that it is always put to good use. Shelters the homeless, used to make properly paved roads, allows those without deep pockets to obtain free medical care, ect. Taxes are one of life's little reminders that we are not alone in this life; we have an obligation to those less fourtunate. We are all connected.

Heartless minion: "Taxes are gay. I don't deserve to be forced to give two percent of my grocery bills to those who don't have diddly-shit."

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

kiss the cook

Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.

What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

main screen turn on

Brain awakening; the act of leaving the unconcious world in your mind when the teacher calls on you, knowing you're not listening, asks the question, "What was the theme of this story?" - or at least you wished you could turn on that "main screen" of yours.

"Main screen engage! ...Please?"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 30, 2003

life

A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

Copywrite

Something to never try to explain to God.

"It wasn't me! It was my copywrite!"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 30, 2003

engine

Cool-lookin thiny placed...somewhere...in the bounds of an automobile.

What does that do again?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003