Bulletproof Marshmallow's definitions

altavisa

www.Altavisa.com - Search site with the largest image search on the web. Yuh, man. Better than google!

Wife: Whatcha doin, honey?
Hubby: Oh, just searching for my daily porn on www.Altavisa.com!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Spongebob Octagonpants

The name of a suprisingly intelligent sponge who wears eight-dementional pants.

And they said it wasn't possible...

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

laundermilk skootieshloopitygunglaloodrun woo POW!

The fine print that is always found on the back of cards.

So now you know.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

STAIN

To remain as a guest.

Mah mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

directions

A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.

Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

disappointment

What happens when the 'dude' isn't getting a dell.

Dude: No Dell?! Fuck you, maan! I should sue!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

kiss the cook

Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.

What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003