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Definitions by Buford C Cabhash

dutch mickey 

The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.
While wandering the back alleys of Amsterdam in his assless chaps, Remko was surprised by a Dutch Mickey…

crusty fedora

The worn out asshole of a Dutch male prostitute after a busy weekend in Amsterdam.
Did you see Remko’s Crusty Fedora? He must’ve pulled a train last night.

Dutch Mouthbreather 

When someone uses their mouth to inhale gaseous fecal particulate from partners chocolate starfish.
Remi is truly a Dutch Mouthbreather sommelier - he picked up hints of white truffle and corn from my fart.

dutch toilet 

A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.
Boy that was a really good Dutch Toilet - it was so big it even hit Remi’s balls.,