brain hemorrhoid

Like a brain hemorrhage only this leaves the person's head full of shit.

David: "Did you hear some of Clint's ideas at the seminar last night?"

Craig: "Yup. Pretty obvious he suffered another brain hemorrhoid."

by BuffDudeTotally April 16, 2014

Preality TV

Supposed reality TV where it is obvious that the situation has been set up ahead of time.

"How come after visiting a pigeon racing speciallist, Barry Weiss from Storage Wars returned to a car that was covered in more bird poop than could ever be real?

"That's Preality TV for you."

by BuffDudeTotally November 14, 2012

Exkegation Delegation

Frat boys in line for beer at a kegger -all of whom consider it their 'duty' to drain the keg.

Jenny: "Are all those guys in line waiting for the bathroom?"

Carol: "Nope, that's the Exkegation Delegation" waiting for their beer."

by BuffDudeTotally December 30, 2013

Trumpstapo

The all but Incognito federal agents nabbing and detaining people without probable cause or warrant often not even identifying themselves.

That poor guy was doing absolutely nothing wrong, and yet he was taken in by the Trumpstapo!

by BuffDudeTotally July 24, 2020

encyclikid

A young, vulnerable person who is passed around among leaders for purposes other than those upon which the institution is founded.

Alan: Wow, he sure has a vacant look in his eyes.

Greg: Yeah, unfortunately he was an encyclikid.

by BuffDudeTotally February 06, 2014

Bitch McConnell

An updated name for Mitch McConnell now that he has become Nancy Pelosi's bitch.

Mitch McConnell is now more accurately referred to as Bitch McConnell since he is now Nancy Pelosi's bitch.

by BuffDudeTotally January 12, 2021