BuffDudeTotally's definitions

brain hemorrhoid

Like a brain hemorrhage only this leaves the person's head full of shit.

David: "Did you hear some of Clint's ideas at the seminar last night?"

Craig: "Yup. Pretty obvious he suffered another brain hemorrhoid."

by BuffDudeTotally April 16, 2014

Exkegation Delegation

Frat boys in line for beer at a kegger -all of whom consider it their 'duty' to drain the keg.

Jenny: "Are all those guys in line waiting for the bathroom?"

Carol: "Nope, that's the Exkegation Delegation" waiting for their beer."

by BuffDudeTotally December 30, 2013

eructile dysfunction

The inability to burp or belch.

Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.

by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024

Trumpstapo

The all but Incognito federal agents nabbing and detaining people without probable cause or warrant often not even identifying themselves.

That poor guy was doing absolutely nothing wrong, and yet he was taken in by the Trumpstapo!

by BuffDudeTotally July 24, 2020

wrath-path

Whatever, or whoever, is directly ahead of or in sight of a person in a rage.

George: "Did you see Brian tear into Chet the other day?

Jason: "Yeh man, you definitely want to stay out of Brian's wrath-path, that's for sure"

by BuffDudeTotally March 13, 2014

Banana Republicans

The extremist Trump supporters who deny the election results, and participated in an Insurrection at the Capitol during the electoral vote Counting.

Max: "Did you see all of the chaos and Insurrection at the Capitol when they were counting the electoral votes?
Christine "Yes, and there's no telling what those election results-denying, Trump extremist Banana Republicans will do next either."

by BuffDudeTotally January 11, 2021