BuffDudeTotally's definitions

eructile dysfunction

The inability to burp or belch.

Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.

by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024

Trox News

The unfair and unbalanced Trump propaganda "news source". Once known as Fox News

Alex: "Did you know that illegal aliens are voting in our elections"?

Mathew: " Yeah, right. Where did you hear that? -- I assume on Trox News".

by BuffDudeTotally March 3, 2021

Teflon Trump

The man to whom no accountability ever seems to stick, No matter how outlandish his actions.

It looks like Teflon Trump may have finally met his match with the impeachment proceedings.

by BuffDudeTotally November 18, 2019

brain hemorrhoid

Like a brain hemorrhage only this leaves the person's head full of shit.

David: "Did you hear some of Clint's ideas at the seminar last night?"

Craig: "Yup. Pretty obvious he suffered another brain hemorrhoid."

by BuffDudeTotally April 16, 2014

encyclikid

A young, vulnerable person who is passed around among leaders for purposes other than those upon which the institution is founded.

Alan: Wow, he sure has a vacant look in his eyes.

Greg: Yeah, unfortunately he was an encyclikid.

by BuffDudeTotally February 6, 2014

Exkegation Delegation

Frat boys in line for beer at a kegger -all of whom consider it their 'duty' to drain the keg.

Jenny: "Are all those guys in line waiting for the bathroom?"

Carol: "Nope, that's the Exkegation Delegation" waiting for their beer."

by BuffDudeTotally December 30, 2013