Buddy J's definitions

Shlort

A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.

"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Typing

Used as a code-word for masturbating.

"Hang on a minute, im still typing"
"Having a good time typing?"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Swillis

A word used to describe an abject or surface of extreme smoothness or frictionlessness.

"Daym, those stockings are totally Swillis"
"Mmmmm....Swillisy"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Toolbag

A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.

"Cameron is a toolbag"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Sackface

A person who has a scrotum hanging from their face.

"Hmmmm a sackface..."

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

scrag

A term that combines the character traits of sluttyness, ugliness, bitchyness and boozyness into one derogatory insult for a girl.
Note: Can only be used for girls.

"Goddam those chicks were total scrags!"
"Jessica is so scraggy"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Talking

Used as a code word for making out or pashing. Best used in speech with quotation marks or a few winks.

"Yeh, we stayed up all night 'talking', wink wink."

by Buddy J June 14, 2003