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Cockrel Master
Cockrel Master, doesn't know what to do with his time, only lives til half past nine, never knows, where to go, only knows that his mothers a ho!
Cockrel Master by BadgerDickLicker May 11, 2009
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urban cockrel
Someone who farts 1st thing in the morning (usually at dawn), loudly enough to wake the rest of the household. (As compared to the country cockrel which is a male chicken that crows at dawn).
urban cockrel by Andy B. August 8, 2003
Political Cockrectness
Political Cockrectness by RBAK October 5, 2015
Cockelgänger
"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.
Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
Cockelgänger by rapunzabel April 25, 2017
Cockerella
Once upon a time, there was hideous creature living in the forest. Its name was Cockerella. It ate prada phones and kids named Nathan O for breakfats, lunch, and dinner. And midnight snacks. Whenever it needed a haricut, it would take a wooden bowl, put it on its head and shave the ends off. However, the creature was very hairy, and it had to do this ritual for all of its body parts. Even those that cannot be named. Many hunters tried to capture it, but they would always flee at the sound of its terifying piss. PSHHH. PSHHH. Just the thought of it gives me shivers. But one day, the beast was pissing so loudly, a little girl named Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua stumbled from her happy country farm into the forest, wondering what on earth it was. When the girl saw the utrocity, she screamed so loud that Cockerella fell backwards, right into a dab of sunscreen. When it realized, it got so angry that it ate poor little Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua, but was so embarassed about the misshap, that it never dared to show its face to anyone again. Some say they can still hear the echoes of its chronic horrifying piss, but most of the Nathans in the village can finally feel safe sleeping at night. THE END :)
I love Cockerella.
Cockerella by Nataliussss June 8, 2009
Sot Cockerel
A masterful little creature, known for his weed-filled exploits across the mytic planes of East London.
Sotter #1: 'will we ever be as great as the legend that is sot cockerel?'
Sotter #2: 'nope... that dastardly cockerel is too cunning for the likes of us mere mortals'
Sotter #2: 'nope... that dastardly cockerel is too cunning for the likes of us mere mortals'
Sot Cockerel by Sot_padawan November 6, 2018