Buddy J's definitions

Typing

Used as a code-word for masturbating.

"Hang on a minute, im still typing"
"Having a good time typing?"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Cockrel

A derogatory word to describe someone who has a small penis or a 'small cock'.

"That Bob is such a cockrel"
"Piss off, ya cockrel!"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Shlort

A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.

"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Talking

Used as a code word for making out or pashing. Best used in speech with quotation marks or a few winks.

"Yeh, we stayed up all night 'talking', wink wink."

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Asspunk

A derogatory term used to describe one who is of extreme stupidity or annoyance.

"Bugger off, you bunch of asspunks!"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

scrag

A term that combines the character traits of sluttyness, ugliness, bitchyness and boozyness into one derogatory insult for a girl.
Note: Can only be used for girls.

"Goddam those chicks were total scrags!"
"Jessica is so scraggy"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Weedfoot

Term used to describe a person who has been struck in the foot with a weed or similar grassy object.

"Haha josh got hit with a weed! Take that weedfoot!"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003