Definitions by Buddy J

Shlort 

A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.

"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"

Shlort by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Swillis 

A word used to describe an abject or surface of extreme smoothness or frictionlessness.

"Daym, those stockings are totally Swillis"
"Mmmmm....Swillisy"

Swillis by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Asspunk 

A derogatory term used to describe one who is of extreme stupidity or annoyance.

"Bugger off, you bunch of asspunks!"

Asspunk by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Cockrel 

A derogatory word to describe someone who has a small penis or a 'small cock'.

"That Bob is such a cockrel"
"Piss off, ya cockrel!"

Cockrel by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Sackface 

A person who has a scrotum hanging from their face.

"Hmmmm a sackface..."

Sackface by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Toolbag 

A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.

"Cameron is a toolbag"

Toolbag by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Typing

Used as a code-word for masturbating.

"Hang on a minute, im still typing"
"Having a good time typing?"

Typing by Buddy J June 14, 2003