Definitions by Buddha’s Messenger

9/11 

The day America was changed.
Also the day where new god-tier memes started rising. Dark Humor is the best.

Kid: You know how New Yorkers are the fastest readers?
Me: How?
Kid: One New Yorker went through 87 stories in 10 seconds!
Me: Get the hell out of my house. 9/11 scrub.
Mom: Hey son! Your dad went through 92. Guess he’s better!
Me: :(

9/11 by Buddha’s Messenger February 19, 2019

Snapchat 

A waste of your time. A place where a bunch of fuckboys try to get girls by texting pictures when you can use something called, “IMessage”

1: yo! Send me a snap about your new iPhone!
2: why don’t you just “text” it to me?
1: o Noes u is not cool 4 that yo.
2: You and snapchat has ruined the worlds existence.

Snapchat by Buddha’s Messenger August 13, 2018

Erection 

A long rock connected to your body.

Girl: oh my gosh! His rock is soooo big!
Girl2: mhm!
Man: you mean a penis having a erection?
Trannie: I wish I still had one ;c

Erection by Buddha’s Messenger August 13, 2018

Life 

In the beginning, a magic dice rolls and decided what life your put into. After that your stuck with those people and then go to hell if you don’t know Jesus.

I’ve been abused all my life, I never been taught who Jesus is and now I’m in hell.

Life by Buddha’s Messenger June 26, 2018

Weed 

Weed, Some drug that people search up on the Urban Dictionary to find different meanings of and waste their time. We know what it is.

1: Got some weed?
2: What’s that? Ima search it up on the Urban Dictionary to be cool!
1: Smh

Weed by Buddha’s Messenger June 26, 2018