When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.
Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?
by buckonz March 05, 2010
Get the Valveteen Rubmug. The term "status limbo" is used to describe the uninformed state you are in, due to the fact that someone else hasn't recently updated their FaceBook status.
Jane: Hey, has Kelly had her baby yet?
Rachel: I have no idea. I think she went into hospital a few days ago, but it was a false alarm.
Jane: And you haven't had an update since?
Rachel: No - I'm in status limbo.
Jane: What the hell are to talking about?
Rachel: Kelly hasn't updated her FaceBook status.
Jane: You're kidding right?
Rachel: I have no idea. I think she went into hospital a few days ago, but it was a false alarm.
Jane: And you haven't had an update since?
Rachel: No - I'm in status limbo.
Jane: What the hell are to talking about?
Rachel: Kelly hasn't updated her FaceBook status.
Jane: You're kidding right?
by buckonz November 03, 2009
Get the status limbomug. The bird or birds that are cherping outside of your bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. They are often more active when you are hungover or feeling particularly unwell, making the experience worse.
Todd: Damn, you look terrible dude?
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!
by buckonz November 23, 2009
Get the Satan's Starlingmug. A text message, which was written and sent while the mobile phone is behind the writer/senders back. Named after the on stage guitar moves of Jimi Hendrix.
Mary: Damn, I need to send a text message to Dave - think I left the iron on.
Kelly: You better send a Hendrix text so Bob can't see you - he's about to start his announcement.
Kelly: You better send a Hendrix text so Bob can't see you - he's about to start his announcement.
by buckonz May 09, 2014
Get the Hendrix textmug. Although this term is usually associated with the Irish slang for a lie (or similar), it also has it's own meaning in the drug world.
Sham was also the term used for marijuana, dipped in embalming fluid. The resulting product gave a hallucinogenic effect as in addition to those more commonly associated with "grass".
This product was common in the late 70's and early 80's before the rise of crack cocaine.
Sham was also the term used for marijuana, dipped in embalming fluid. The resulting product gave a hallucinogenic effect as in addition to those more commonly associated with "grass".
This product was common in the late 70's and early 80's before the rise of crack cocaine.
Mike: "Hey man, I saw this doco on the TV the other night about gangs in the 1980's..."
Dave: "Yeah, so?"
Mike: "The gang bangers used to sell and smoke sham. That's grass dipped in embalming fluid!"
Dave: "True!?"
Dave: "Yeah, so?"
Mike: "The gang bangers used to sell and smoke sham. That's grass dipped in embalming fluid!"
Dave: "True!?"
by buckonz January 05, 2009
Get the shammug.