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Definitions by BuckoNZ

Franchise Sized Fuckup 

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.
Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!
Franchise Sized Fuckup by buckonz October 18, 2008

intimate pity party 

When you throw an Intimate Pity Party for someone, you're allowing them to have sex with you. Usually it's for a good friend or an ex, because you feel sorry for them, not because you really want too.
Jane: "What did you get up to last night?"
Kelly: "Brad stayed over."
Jane: "What!? You two are back together!?"
Kelly: "Nah, he just lost his job and is pretty down about it."
Jane: "So, an intimate pity party then?"
intimate pity party by buckonz October 18, 2008

Exitiety 

Exitiety is a play on the word anxiety. Best described as the stress you feel when going through the exit doors of a large department store - hoping that the teller has properly removed all security material from your purchase and therefore NOT setting off the alarm, causing a scene.
Dave: Dude, you got that movie at a great price... hey, why do you look ill?
Mike: Gee, I hope I don't set the door alarms off as we leave - I hate that!
Dave: You suffer from the worst case of exitiety I know!
Exitiety by buckonz October 4, 2008

iFaithful 

Someone who fully supports Apple products, without hesitation and regardless of obvious shortcomings in the offering.
Dave: "Gee Mike, you're in late today!"
Mike: "Yeah, I had to fight my way through the iFaithful lined up at the electronics store around the courner, waiting for the 3G iPhone to be released!"
iFaithful by buckonz August 3, 2008

on the level

Used to desribe someone who is a Freemason (member of the Masonic Lodge or related side-orders). The level (a builders tool used to to "prove" horizontals), in Freemasnory, indicates that all human beings are the equal - that not one person is any better than another.
"I notice you're wearing a masonic pin on your jacket - so you're on the level then?"
on the level by BuckoNZ December 13, 2003