Bucket Life's definitions

Smile

Verb: AKA "Turning a Frown Upside Down" Basically, you make the opposite shape of a frown to give the illusion of "happiness" and "hope".

Smile, though your life is miserable.

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Angry

Adjective: A state of emotion caused by happiness. This results in the face scrunching up as they yell out obscenities in sheer bliss. Sometimes, impulsive violence arises because they do not want the happiness to end.

"WOW! He is so angry with joy!"
"Really?"
"YEP! He broke my nose!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Star Wars

Historical Event: The Space Race (sub-event of The Cold War); during the years after WW2, this began when "Sputnik" was launched by Russia. Hence, "Star Wars" because the Russians launched a star into the sky to blot out the sun and start an Ice Age (hence "The Cold War").

"Mommy, what is Star Wars?"
"Shut up."

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Rawr

Verb: The pathetic version of striking fear into the hearts of others. Though, if someone says it before beating the shit out of you, you get a good laugh before your face is pounded in.

"Police say that before the man was shot to death, he said 'rawr' out loud. Ironically, 'rawr' is a codeword for 'kill me' when in that specific gang territory."

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Blasphemy

Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.

"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

MSN

Acronym: Men Sitting Naked. Commonly, it seems, males and females alike may imply that they want to "get on" men sitting naked.

"Wanna go on MSN?"
"OH MY GOD! YOU ARE SICK!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Emotional

An odd state of confusion, usually resulting in either some form of mania or depression. Though, many people say these cannot possibly exist. A human does not "feel", as they are incapable of doing so. Basically, "emotional" is a word spawned by an evil imagination of dark fantasy.

Speaking the word itself is a taboo for men within America.

"Emotional? Isn't that that one kid who cries and listens to bad music?"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007