Bucket Life's definitions

Kid

Noun: An object that seems to have unlocked the key to unlimited energy in combination with annoyance. Loud noises emit from pretty much every hole in their body. To stop them and/or shut them up, kick them in the face. Not lightly either, so kick them hard.

"LA LA! I AM A KID! LA LA-" *SMASH!* <-- That is the sound of a kick to the face!

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Phat

Adjective: A word that grotesquely large people use to describe themselves so they feel clever, witty, and funnier than that of one who is at an envied weight.

"GOD DAMN! You are one PHAT lard."
"You said it, baby! I'm BACONLICIOUS!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Dance

Verb: An Americanized form of martial arts in action. This consists of odd movement, usually coinciding with the beats of music. Though, many homeless people do it without music. The instant you see someone do this, they are preparing to attack, therefore you should immediately rush them before they strike.

"Hey, do you...do you wanna dance?"
"WHAT! HEY BUBBA, THIS FOO IS THREATENING ME!"
"You threatin' Clair?! Now you die, mothafucka!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Rawr

Verb: The pathetic version of striking fear into the hearts of others. Though, if someone says it before beating the shit out of you, you get a good laugh before your face is pounded in.

"Police say that before the man was shot to death, he said 'rawr' out loud. Ironically, 'rawr' is a codeword for 'kill me' when in that specific gang territory."

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Smile

Verb: AKA "Turning a Frown Upside Down" Basically, you make the opposite shape of a frown to give the illusion of "happiness" and "hope".

Smile, though your life is miserable.

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

AIM

Acronym: Affective Indescribable Malignancy. This is a label for when an evil force, such as a cancerous tumor, gains life and separates from the body to kill the masses.

"My AIM is a pain in the ass!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

MSN

Acronym: Men Sitting Naked. Commonly, it seems, males and females alike may imply that they want to "get on" men sitting naked.

"Wanna go on MSN?"
"OH MY GOD! YOU ARE SICK!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007