Alienware

Expensive ass computers usually being bought by spoiled rich kids who are too lazy to build their own computer. Not bad computers, but a rip-off. These tend to be ugly as hell, too. www.newegg.com is your friend.
"i bougt teh alienwarez & its teh better then urs comps lol"

"Uh, no, my computer has better parts, and cost hundreds of dollars less. Plus, I don't have a gay ass case where the bottom-front breaks easily."
by Bryce November 22, 2003
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croque ass

An overly effeminate female. A derivative of broke ass, with elements of the word croquembouche inserted.
"Quit putting on some much make-up, croque ass."
"Don't be such a croque ass."
by bryce February 16, 2005
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hawna

A broken, lonely English teacher at Bergen Catholic whose ex-wife left him for another woman.
All aboard the Hawan Express...HAWNA HEAH!
by Bryce February 03, 2005
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