Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.
"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"
by Bryan September 08, 2005
Get the Turkiemug. Someone who is just quite annoying, and usually does not have a clue. Most commonly used for AOLers, but can be used for just about anyone.
by Bryan May 22, 2004
Get the lametardmug. 
by Bryan April 19, 2005
Get the albino peace of shitmug. by Bryan April 05, 2005
Get the schweamug. by Bryan November 19, 2004
Get the Stack of buttonsmug. by bryan March 29, 2005
Get the yeggemug.