Definitions by Bry P.

Shamboner 

The act of when you are washing your public hair with shampoo while having an erection. Then, the shampoo accident enters the penis hole causing immense burning, stinging, and eventually death.

"The cause of death undoubtedly his 6 inch Shamboner."

Shamboner by Bry P. June 12, 2016

Trumpening 

A noun used to describe when Republic presidential candidate Donald Trump eventually takes control of the entire planet. Leading to mass suicides across the human race. Eventually leading to the end of society and extinction of all life as we know it.

"Nothing can save us... the Trumpening has already begun."

Trumpening by Bry P. June 12, 2016

West Virginia Circumcision 

The act of when an uncircumcised male from West Virginia is receiving a blowjob from his sister. Then when his sister bites down too hard, therefore biting off his foreskin. Therfore circumcising him.

My sister just had to give me a West Virginia Circumcision. But the blowjob was really good.

West Virginia Circumcision by Bry P. June 12, 2016

ISIS Sexuality 

A noun that defines the Sexuality of the ISIS Islamic State. The sexuality is that of when a male Islamic extremists engages in sexual relations with farm animals such as goats.

ISIS Sexuality is the main fear of all Arab farmers.

ISIS Sexuality by Bry P. June 12, 2016