onlm mlno

ASCII characters for two upraised middle fingers. See onlm and mlno

onlm mlno. Look at it and think

by Bruce May 24, 2005

12"

a single, derived from back in the day of 12 inch vinyls which typically had one song.
also 1,2 because single songs on a 12 inch vinly were easier to switch and mix on a 2-deck turnatable
nowadays it is considered normally as the first single to be released from an upcoming album and referred to as a promo track

"One two, one two, one two, one two
So you wanna start up, what we gonna tear shit up?
I said let the turntables talk for me at first
And then I should finish the rest"
-X-ecutioners "Live form the pj's"

by Bruce March 04, 2005

Brucellent

Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind. But better than that. Cause, like, measured by the standard of Bruce, everything else is el lame-o.

"Man, Bruce sure is Brucellent." "Heck yes he is!" "Check it!"

by Bruce March 30, 2005

high-way leap frog

When a car passes you and slows down you pass them, they then get on your bumper until you pull over and they pass you, only to slow down for you to pass them again. Wash. Rinse. Repeat

John: I was driving to the mall yesterday and some guy kept passing me, then slowing down, then passing me again.
Mike: I hate playing high-way leap frog, especially late night.

by Bruce November 26, 2005

Gutter Snipe

A dirty, hairy homeless man who lives in alleys and survives on cats, banana peels and puddle water.

That goddamn gutter snipe was out by my stoop yesterday trying to get some change.

by Bruce November 22, 2003

Navy

An over-rated service. Some how it is still needed though in order for us to win wars.

Eric: I hate Floating jokes aka Navy.

Bruce: Why are they called floating jokes?

Eric: When's the last time we used the Navy in a war? World War II

by Bruce July 08, 2004

goldschlaugger

someone who is indubitably attracted to Shum's blubber

#20 on Woodbridge likes to pound it to the Shum

by Bruce November 15, 2003