Bruce's definitions

skeech

Very short haircut.

My first day at boot camp I was pretty nervous standing in line for a haircut because every guy was coming out of the barbershop with a skeech.

by Bruce August 8, 2003

goldschlaugger

someone who is indubitably attracted to Shum's blubber

#20 on Woodbridge likes to pound it to the Shum

by Bruce November 15, 2003

Brucellent

Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind. But better than that. Cause, like, measured by the standard of Bruce, everything else is el lame-o.

"Man, Bruce sure is Brucellent." "Heck yes he is!" "Check it!"

by Bruce March 29, 2005

hot assets

Ingredients of a Homemade chocolate pie or Section 751 Assets or Tax Bitches Butts.

Chocolate, Unrealized Recievables, Butts

by Bruce April 5, 2005

Nanticoke Pennsylvania

The asshole aka armpit of the united states

damn dont go to nanticoke it sucks

by bruce February 24, 2005

GunZ

A really cool Multiplayer Shooting game. It is much like counter-strike but it is in 3rd person and you can pull off special moves, liek running up walls, dashing, somersaults.

One problem right now is the International Version is Beta testing, so it is full of people who hack the game and cheat.

Dude lets play GunZ!
Alright im gunna flip off walls and slash some dudes throat

by Bruce July 21, 2005

bumjack

to have anal sex

Hey bigboy how about a bumjack?

by bruce February 8, 2004