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1. The capital of Egypt

2. General term for somewhere really far away.
A: What took you so long?
B: I had to park all the way in fucking Cairo.
by Brova October 28, 2007

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(verb) To masturbate without the use of one's hands or any other objects. This is accomplished by flexing the PC muscles for an extended period of time.
After ghosthanding for hours, I finally Peter Northed all over your mother's face.
by Brova December 07, 2007

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1. Two girls, one cup.

2. An extremely fucked up situation.
I dumped my girlfriend when I found out she was a cupchick.
by Brova October 28, 2007

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