Brother Number One's definitions

hotel

originally a Hotel Bar - a place where men would go after work and get as pissed as a 2 bob watch then stay the night at one of the many top floor rooms provided, but times have changed and most Hotels are now discoteques and cafe bars, although the few that still remain in there original form are places where drunken unemployed bums spend there days drinking rather than trying to find work, at night there are darts competitions

The Albion Hotel

by Brother Number One May 5, 2004

bali

a place where three of my countrymen died because of some scrotrot muslim terrorist muthafuckers who think they can dominate the world.

12/10/02 will be remembered.....

by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

peter jackson

This Geezer who lives within 3 kilometres (and born 20KM) from where i live made famous for creating the most sleep inducing, majorly over-rated LOTR series.

ive got nothing against Peter jackson himself, his LOTR is just so majorly over-rated

by Brother Number One March 21, 2004

apu

1 - One of the most popular and loved Characters from the Animated sitcom the simpsons runs the Kwik-E-Mart with his Brother Sanjay. Was a member of the barbershop quartet the bee sharps. He is currently married to Manjula and a proud father of Octuplets. Apu is voiced by hank azaria

2 - The Finnish word for "Help"

"Thank you pleae come again"
"he slept he stole, he was rude to the customers, still there goes the best damned employee a kwik e mart could get".

"apu, apu my car has broken down near Helsinki, apu please im late for work"

by Brother Number One June 13, 2005

d'oh

an exclamaition of anger, annoyance, error etc. orig. c.1990

PERSON ONE: fraid so infinity + 1
PERSON 2: D'oh

by Brother Number One June 28, 2003

hut

A bar and Pub in upper hutt wellington which is the beast to drink in before 8pm....then all the stupid assed slappers and preps come along and ruin your night

The Hut needs to be for Stoners, Hippies, Goths, Freaks, Skaters and Bogans Only...No Trendy Slappers or Preps allowed

by Brother Number One November 27, 2003

siam

The Name that Thailand was known until 1939

ahh..Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian
consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

by Brother Number One November 6, 2003