Brother Number One's definitions

BEER

dj gs68 is telling a load of cock-and-bull a litre of beer a day helps PREVENT heart disease and is just as effective in preventing heart attacks than wine is maybe more.

a litre of beer a day keeps the doctors away.

by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

MTV

A Crappy TV Channel that plays only c(R)ap, No-Talent pop and Pouser-Rock while neglecting metal, if you like MTV Then wordUR Gay/word

MTV Is full of attention-starved freaks, and a waste of TV Space

by Brother Number One October 26, 2003

Top 40

the biggest waste of radio and TV Space since THE 1950S

Talentless bullshit

by Brother Number One November 3, 2003

R. Kelly

a kiddie fiddler who rides 13 year olds

by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

lollygagger

A lazy person, somebody who is idle - a slacker

- Phillips, quit reading that porno and get back to work you lollygagger
- The train and bus drivers are a bunch of lollygaggers

by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

piggies

recommended name for police officers

"oi jason, the piggies are here, quick hide the plants dude, hide the fucken plants man"

by Brother Number One May 6, 2003

gutterslut

a trashy dressing drunken slapper frequently found in bars and nightclubs who pick up guys on the dance floor, shag them, then dump them the next morning, considered the great satan by the author

Kirsty Banks

by Brother Number One May 7, 2004