Brother Joe's definitions

Farph

The release of a loud fart at the onset of sudden intense laughter.

Little Jimmy was so funny he made me Farph before he even started his stand-up routine!

by Brother Joe February 2, 2015

Hillaryus

When a female tries to crack a joke, and it turns out "unfunny" and/or backfires.

When she said her lies were the fault of Abraham Lincoln, it was almost as Hillaryus as her "basket of deplorables" comment.

by Brother Joe October 10, 2016

fanhole

Fanhole- A fan of any type of celebrity, who upon meeting their idol, acts like an asshole.

I love meet and greets with the fans, but the drunk guy drooling on me and crying was acting like a fanhole!

by Brother Joe October 29, 2015

Road-Black

A member of BLM blocking traffic while protesting.

There were many road-blacks on I-95 this morning, making it impossible for me to get to work on time.

by Brother Joe October 2, 2016

Erasist

Title for one who puts forth or supports any effort to erase "racism" by all races.

The multi-ethnic party was hosted by an Erasist for the purpose of furthering interracial tolerance and understanding

by Brother Joe February 29, 2016

spaceturbation

Masturbation in the weightless conditions of outer space.

Astronauts will engage in spaceturbation to relieve stress on long journeys and as emergency propellant by ejaculating in the opposite direction that they'd like to travel.

by Brother Joe May 29, 2017

To clown car it

When more people than there are seatbelts are shoved into a car. When people have to sit on the floor or on each other.

Kelly was driving, Becky had shotgun, Ashley, Kelsey and Mandee were in back with the other Ashley sitting on Mandee and Jay sitting on Kelsey. I had to sit on Becky. We were so clown car-ing it.

by Brother Joe August 8, 2005