Definitions by Brother Joe

spaceturbation 

Masturbation in the weightless conditions of outer space.

Astronauts will engage in spaceturbation to relieve stress on long journeys and as emergency propellant by ejaculating in the opposite direction that they'd like to travel.

spaceturbation by Brother Joe May 29, 2017

Hillaryus 

When a female tries to crack a joke, and it turns out "unfunny" and/or backfires.

When she said her lies were the fault of Abraham Lincoln, it was almost as Hillaryus as her "basket of deplorables" comment.

Hillaryus by Brother Joe October 10, 2016

Road-Black 

A member of BLM blocking traffic while protesting.

There were many road-blacks on I-95 this morning, making it impossible for me to get to work on time.

Road-Black by Brother Joe October 2, 2016

Hillarrhea 

The verbal excrement that emenates from Hillary Clinton's mouth.

I'm tired of listening to her crappy lies, she spouts pure verbal Hillarrhea ...

Hillarrhea by Brother Joe August 29, 2016

Erasist 

Title for one who puts forth or supports any effort to erase "racism" by all races.

The multi-ethnic party was hosted by an Erasist for the purpose of furthering interracial tolerance and understanding

Erasist by Brother Joe February 29, 2016

fanhole 

Fanhole- A fan of any type of celebrity, who upon meeting their idol, acts like an asshole.

I love meet and greets with the fans, but the drunk guy drooling on me and crying was acting like a fanhole!

fanhole by Brother Joe October 29, 2015

Farph 

The release of a loud fart at the onset of sudden intense laughter.

Little Jimmy was so funny he made me Farph before he even started his stand-up routine!

Farph by Brother Joe February 2, 2015