Definitions by Brooklyn Benny

Inconsistent Personality Disorder (IPD)

When a friend or acquaintance has a different personality every time you see them. People with IPD will act different every time you see them. You never know what type of hello youre going to receive when you run into them.

Run in 1: "Yo I just saw Stephen at the wedding and he barely dapped me up. He acted like we weren't best friends for 10 years. He must have Inconsistent Personality Disorder (IPD) "

Run in 2: "Yo I just saw Stephen in the park and he gave me a massive hug and started to reminisce about high school. Its funny because last time he barely acknowledged me. He for sure has IPD."

Inconsistent Personality Disorder (IPD) by Brooklyn Benny October 23, 2026

Back Nine Spliff (BNS) 

Back Nine Spliff, aka “BNS” is a spliff on the back nine during a round of golf.

Yo Justin, I played like shit on the front 9. Spark up the Back Nine Spliff (BNS).

Back Nine Spliff (BNS) by Brooklyn Benny May 2, 2025

New York breeze 

When the subway arrives and blows a gust of wind your face.

This can be quite refreshing on a summer day but nasty at the same time because the subway is the home of rats, trash, and disease.

Here comes the Q train. Stand back so you don’t get pushed on the tracks. But stand close enough to get that New York breeze.

New York breeze by Brooklyn Benny November 12, 2022

Interboroughphobia 

When a New Yorker is scared or unwilling to travel to another borough of the city just because they perceive it to be further than it actually is.

These people will travel further distances with longer travel times just because its in their borough.

Jane is not coming to the party because its in Manhattan, even though its only 3 miles and 20 minutes away from her house in Brooklyn. She must have Interboroughphobia.

Interboroughphobia by Brooklyn Benny November 8, 2022