Definitions by Brock Guilfoyle

hinky 

(Alkaloid slang) Cool in a weird way. Or weird in a cool way. Most scouts pronounce it "hink" and spell it "hinque". If something is superlatively hinque, it is said to be the tontay.

Let's play "hinky chess".

hinky by Brock Guilfoyle July 26, 2008

tontay 

(Alkaloid slang) The superlative, uncontested best. Used with "the."

This banana and cheese sandwich is the tontay!

tontay by Brock Guilfoyle July 25, 2008

alkalyze 

(Alkaloid slang) To engage in artistic creation or performance.

Scouts, let's put on our disguises, put sparkles in our eyeses, and alkalyze!

alkalyze by Brock Guilfoyle July 25, 2008

scout

(Alkaloid slang) A person who is hip (or potentially hip) to the Alkaloid scene. One who happens.

Ho, hey, what's up, scout?

scout by Brock Guilfoyle January 5, 2006

hop 

(Alkaloid slang) A place, usually a hinque place such as a club, hangout, or dwelling of a hinque scout or banshee.

Hey, after we eat let's stop by your hop for a drink.

hop by Brock Guilfoyle January 5, 2006

banshee 

(Alkaloid slang) A hinque and/or attractive person of the female persuasion. See also witchy.

Scout, that banshee you're happenin' with is the tontay!

banshee by Brock Guilfoyle January 5, 2006

happen 

(Alkaloid slang) vi. 1. to do life as a performance piece. 2. to collaborate artistically or spend social time. 3. to be romantically involved with. n. 1. a performance, party or other event

"Keep happenin' scout."
"You happen with that banshee?"
"That was a hinque happen last night at your hop."

happen by Brock Guilfoyle January 5, 2006