Brittney Sade's definitions

san juan high

a school at the heart of Citrus Heights, knowing for being ghetto when in actually it isn't really ghetto or really diverse. It's known for it's outlandish shit-talkers, arm candy cheerleaders and retarded teachers. The y try to call it a historic landmark because it was built in the land before time but it really isn't. The renovations attract the bitches that hated Spartans because the school was "ghetto". It's a wonderful school to spend your years at even through all the shit you'll be put through.

S: Yo, Michelle be talkin' mad shit.
R: Doesn't she go to San Juan High?
S: Maybe that's the reason.
R: She had a nice ass dress to their homecoming though, they throw some bomb ass dances.

by Brittney Sade August 9, 2008

Nazareth

a biblical place in Israel where Jesus Christ himself was born. Home of Christian pilgrimage.
or
an awesome Scottish band starting in 1968, with hits like Love Hurts or Whiskey Drinking Woman.

B: Holy Jesus of Nazareth!
M: What?
B: Since when does Nazareth get radio play?

by Brittney Sade January 16, 2009

dark grape

a sticky strain of marijuana when broken apart has swirls of dark purple inside. It hits you fast, give you a long high and tends to put you to sleep or put you in a daze of repetition.

B: What kind is it?
V: Dark grape
B: Yes!

by Brittney Sade January 20, 2009

Freshman Seminar

(n)-a class most freshman in Californian high schools take, it is also known as pregnancy prevention class depending on the teacher. Freshman Seminar is supposed to teach of the resources you can use throughout high school and the reasons for doing it. It tells of the many careers you can take and the backup plans you need but it succeeds in being an annoying class you text your friends to help get you out of. A class that allows you to spit, fight with the teacher and write your name in Greek.

T: Anyone of you can father or mother a child, happens all the time. You know how expensive babies are. The milk...
B: That's why you breast-feed.
T: The clothes...
B: That's why you shop at the Dollar Tree.
T: The experience of a baby nagging at you.
B: That's why we have Freshman Seminar.

by Brittney Sade August 20, 2008

New Years' Distribution

not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.

(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)

F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.

by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009

dirtiness

the act of being dirty.
repulsive and non-understanding, something that's amazingly fucked up and can leave you weak but you shouldn't laugh at regardless.

constantly used as Citrus Heights vernacular in which mostly everything exchanged between people is dirty

S: Fucking bitch-ass nigger, he told Mark where we lived.
B: Dirty!
S: I'm tired of his dirtiness, for real then blood.

by Brittney Sade August 23, 2008

Little Mexico

aptly named, Little Mexico is an apartment complex in Citrus Heights, known for it's large numbers of Mexicans. This is a place you can go to get shot at, arrested, high and play tennis all before 6:00pm.

It's such a bad area, not even stoners dare to go there.

B: I want weed and there's no where to go.
C: Little Mexico!
B: NO!
V: Why, you scared?
B: No, I just don't feel like getting raped, shot and thrown in jail in the same day.

by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009