Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, except the girl has to be British and squat at a jaunty half squat position over your chest with a watch in her hand wearing a Monocle and screaming “Big Ben says Drop your knickers, it’s Tea Time. Prepare to receive the Queen’s Crumpets!” then shitz on your chest.
Me to my boyfriend “are you hungry for some tea and crumpets? How about a Hot Big Ben?” (Drops knickers ,Pulls out watch and monocle).
by British Gal 1973 September 25, 2020
When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)
Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.
by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021
When your eyes bug out Jerry Springer Mean Style while looking at modern technology, like an over head bin , on an airplane.
Two buddies on a holiday - Dude, did you see that girl? They ask’d her if she wanted cheese its and she went straight Haitian Eyes.
Ma’am would you like a free up grade to First Class (insert Haitian Eyes) Awaba dubo, a baba dee dee
Grunts ~ Smiles ~ Yes
Ma’am would you like a free up grade to First Class (insert Haitian Eyes) Awaba dubo, a baba dee dee
Grunts ~ Smiles ~ Yes
by British Gal 1973 September 10, 2023
A gal or guy who like vintage cowboy (see The Good, The Bad and The Ugly) and being a skanky cum dumpster #siphoe #hotbigben
The girl is such a Hoe-Jangles, her pussy has seen more wieners than ketchup!
The earth is 70% water and Hoe-Jangles is still thirsty for deez nuts!
The earth is 70% water and Hoe-Jangles is still thirsty for deez nuts!
by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021
by British Gal 1973 May 04, 2023
One who takes the full caaaaaaack down the thris-oat like a sword swallower like a Barnum and Bailey Circus show performer. Gurkle Gurkle.
*said in a spicy Boston accent* Erra that gal took deez nutz and erra my caaack like a true Cock Throttle
by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021