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Definitions by British Gal 1973

Ken doll 

When bruhsend you da dick pic but you can't see much and you forward it to all your friends #siphoes
Giiiiiirl, he ain't packin. He a Ken doll.
Ken doll by British Gal 1973 January 29, 2021

Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack
I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool
Nut Jobber by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021

Cock Throttle 

One who takes the full caaaaaaack down the thris-oat like a sword swallower like a Barnum and Bailey Circus show performer. Gurkle Gurkle.
*said in a spicy Boston accent* Erra that gal took deez nutz and erra my caaack like a true Cock Throttle
Cock Throttle by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)

MDE is a complete lack of confidence and zest due to the fact that one is packing a small gun. Like conceal and carry, but for a baby. #babycock
This girl (siphoe) said she wanted a Hot Big Ben, but unfortunately I am packing Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)

Hoe-Jangles

A gal or guy who like vintage cowboy (see The Good, The Bad and The Ugly) and being a skanky cum dumpster #siphoe #hotbigben
The girl is such a Hoe-Jangles, her pussy has seen more wieners than ketchup!
The earth is 70% water and Hoe-Jangles is still thirsty for deez nuts!
Hoe-Jangles by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

hot big ben 

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, except the girl has to be British and squat at a jaunty half squat position over your chest with a watch in her hand wearing a Monocle and screaming “Big Ben says Drop your knickers, it’s Tea Time. Prepare to receive the Queen’s Crumpets!” then shitz on your chest.
Me to my boyfriend “are you hungry for some tea and crumpets? How about a Hot Big Ben?” (Drops knickers ,Pulls out watch and monocle).
hot big ben by British Gal 1973 September 25, 2020