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when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack
I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool
by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021
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Me to my boyfriend “are you hungry for some tea and crumpets? How about a Hot Big Ben?” (Drops knickers ,Pulls out watch and monocle).
by British Gal 1973 September 25, 2020
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Get the A Rut Ro Raggy mug.Term for when long stored,backed up male ejaculate is emancipated, extracted and projected (rope-like warp propulsion, semen torpedos) like when Luke tripped that dopey ATAT in Empire
Me: Hey Buddy, how’d last night go?
Friend: I was ripping ropes down her gullet like Luke!
Me: Dak! Let that toe cable go! ( insert Chewbacca sound )
May the force be with you!
Friend: I was ripping ropes down her gullet like Luke!
Me: Dak! Let that toe cable go! ( insert Chewbacca sound )
May the force be with you!
by British Gal 1973 October 14, 2023
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Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.
by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021
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