3 definitions by BrightSky
His phallic heart was still beating and wodka running through his veins, when he decided leave this forsaken universe full of wrong values and people striving towards nothing.
In the day of Oleg's death the newspapers had only one sentence on the front page: The forest monstrocity finally wanked itself to death.
by BrightSky October 12, 2019
Jekaterina is the most loyal person there is. If she comes in your life she'll stay there forever. The memories of her are very vibrant and fond. Surprisingly, the most distinctive feature about Jekaterina is her ability not to care about a man's wallet size.
Jekaterina is D. Why? Because this is the best mark she wouldn't get at school if she ever finished one.
A man's money is always invested wisely if he follows Jekaterina's advice.
In making cupcakes Jekaterina wouldn't get a "D", but an "F", because she's as dead as a log in this business.
A man's money is always invested wisely if he follows Jekaterina's advice.
In making cupcakes Jekaterina wouldn't get a "D", but an "F", because she's as dead as a log in this business.
by BrightSky July 4, 2019