Brian's definitions

stretch

The gain of money or drugs used for the bettering of ones life.

"...cuz I accumulated enough stretch just to navigate it, fully decorated on chrome..."
Country Grammar - Nelly

by Brian August 14, 2003

metrosexual

A homosexual guy who is either in denial of his sexuality, or refuses to have sex with other men.

Jane: That guy is metro.
Jack: There is no such thing as a metrosexual. He's gay in denial.

by Brian September 1, 2008

jiggetycrap

Used to sound like an old man mocking new stuff, especially new technology.

That confangled new iTunes uses some weird format, it's all jiggetycrap.

by Brian March 16, 2004

gayish

Not completely gay / noticibly feminine, but not known to be homosexual

2004- Mikey to Brian

So he has a man-purse, but likes football... i'd say hes gayish

by Brian November 6, 2004

Show us your tits.

An exclamation, usually spoken by drunk or horny guys, who want to see a hot chicks supple, bare titties.

"Hey bitch, show us your tits."

by Brian March 17, 2004

lath

One who has a gigantic penis.

penis
huge
sex

When Misty saw lath she got down on her knees.

by Brian April 25, 2005

hit fo' it

Usually used immediately prior to a fight. A challenge to throw the first punch.

When Pookie saw Ray-Ray in the hallway he told him to hit fo' it if he was so serious about their dispute.

by Brian December 14, 2004