Brent's definitions

Shitballs

When You Have Anal Sex And Her Ass His So Looser Your Balls Become Engulfed In Poop.

I Was Ass Fucking This Ho And Got Mad Shitballs.

by Brent March 31, 2005

queer-bait

Probably a male homosexual, but not necessarily. A queer-bait is someone who is always on homosexuals' "GAYDAR".

Dude! I can't believe your going out dressed like that! You look like (a) queer-bait.

by Brent October 19, 2003

marfiler

The act of having one's log stolen from a queue without permission.

Did you just steal my log you marfiler?

by Brent February 4, 2005

b.a.t.s

big ass tits

That girl had some bats. If she went running she would poke her eyes out.

by brent November 21, 2003

board warrior

noun: Belongs to the same general family as the common Internet troll, poseur, forum whore, etc. Infrequently used as verb ("board warrioring").

1. Someone on a message board dedicated to a certain activity who spends almost all of his/her time posting on the board and very little of it (if any) actually participating in the activity in question.

2. Someone on a message board dedicated to a certain activity that would rather get on the board and argue with other people about who is better at the activity than actually do the activity and find out.

Board warriors are most commonly associated with computer game forums.

<rasputin> haa anyone ever seen sirbruce logged in?
<boog> Hell no, he's a total board warrior

by Brent August 31, 2004

Migican

A Mexican migit. But aren't all mexicans migits.

I saw a migican the other day, he was about 3 foot tall.

by Brent May 1, 2003

bekham

vt: to put on skin cream

That girl asked me to bekham up her legs.

by brent April 18, 2005