12 definitions by Brandon H.

rasputin

A nose hair that has become long enough to protrude visibly out of the nostril.

Did you see that guy's nose hair? I thought he was going to put my eye out! He needs to trim those rasputin's.

by Brandon H. March 31, 2006

"see -fartknocker-"

Mike, stop acting like a buttmonkey

by Brandon H. November 21, 2002

1. A confused person, marked by an inability to make decisions. 2. Someone easily misled.

1. Confused by the map, Billy wandered around the neighborhood like a duck.

2. You believed that bullshit? What a duck!

by Brandon H. March 31, 2006

A man, specifically of mexican or latin persuasion, who is overtly aggressive in his advances towards women.

Jamie was frightened by the mexican guy that kept grabbing her at the club. What a choopacabra.

by Brandon H. March 31, 2006

A man or woman who is preoccupied with a woman's breasts, specifically licking or sucking them during sex.

Jane said that all Carlos wanted to do in bed was suck on her boobs. He's a real moo-town-snacker.

by Brandon H. March 31, 2006