Brandon's definitions

gwat

bitch

im gonna kick yo gwat ass

by Brandon September 20, 2003

thc

THC(tetrahydrocannabinol)- A compound, C21H30O2, obtained from cannabis or made synthetically, that is the primary intoxicant in marijuana and hashish.

how do i use thc in a sentence?

by brandon November 15, 2004

craptastic

So bad it's good. Example: movies that are of such low quality that they're worth watching for the sake of making fun of them.

The movie "Glitter" was craptastic.

by Brandon September 7, 2004

dougnut fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with any assorted baked good.

"What a doughnut fucker!"

by brandon April 25, 2004

fucking with your mind

inserting your dick into someones ear. also used to shut someone up real quick.

Person 1:hey man fuck you and your mom.i fucked your mom and sister last night.
Person 2:hey man can i stick my dick in your ear and fuck with your mind?

after you have said that to the annoying prick that is about 12 or 14 years old..they should come back with that same boring shit they always. like Fuck, Bitch, Your Mom, Your Sister...etc.

by Brandon January 1, 2004

Cutter Kit

a kit used by self-harm kids to keep all of their utensils neat and close at hand. Usually contains shaving razor heads, box cutter blades, modeling blades, and rubbing alchohol. the alchohol is to keep the blades clean or to induce more pain for when the cutter needs to feel even more control in their lives.

i caught sam with her cutter kit yesterday, she freaked... what should we do?

by Brandon December 24, 2003

optimist

See also: idiot, buffoon, fool, intellectually underdeveloped, mongoloid, deserved rape victim

Dan tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the bridge and only ended up with a broken leg. An optimist walks up and says "Well, at least he didn't die."

by Brandon March 17, 2005