lemonade stand

When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.

by Brandon August 02, 2004

half

its a half an ounce of bud, or 14 grams. usually sells for $150, just make sure you dont get caught with that shit or itll become a federal case and youll get screwed for distribution, otherwise its a good deal cuz your practically payin $10 a dub, allowing you to make $280 on it

Nick just comped a half ounce that hes gonna sell to buy an ounce.

by brandon March 05, 2005

Bettes

"Well-endowed"

"hung like a mule"

Chic: "You're the best I've ever had!"

You: "Well, I'm a Bettes."

Chic: "Oh yeah!" *drools over herself*

by Brandon November 20, 2004

Doofer

a) Noun, Person who fits no other description and must be called a name immediately
b) One who doofs
c) One who likes a doofer but will not act on it

Alex is a very strange kid and everyone seems to be obsessed with his wierdness, and it all goes back to him being a doofer.

by Brandon February 28, 2003

gwat

bitch

im gonna kick yo gwat ass

by Brandon September 21, 2003

nug bait

a half cut off finger in the middle of the street.

jonny cut off his finger in shop class and threw it out the window creating a nug bait

by brandon February 07, 2005

yak shaving

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

by Brandon April 04, 2005