Brando's definitions

Dick Beaters

see Dick skinners

me talking to my little brother when I'm watching him" Hey dude dinner time did u wash ur Dick Beaters

by Brando April 11, 2004

Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass

A game played by drunk and or intoxicated ppl most ofter young men is which they inact mock martial art combat

Me stumbling drunk" Dude dont make me open a can of Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass on u"

by Brando April 11, 2004

Cock hostler

most often referring to a mouth or just something lood to call somebody

1.)" Bitch shut ur fucking cock hostler before I fuck start ur face"
2.) " Man I hate that Steve dude he is such a cock hostler"

by Brando April 11, 2004

Coolie

Originated in India, where as the East Indian people call a baggage handler.

Don't have one to give.

by Brando January 1, 2004

Monkey

(n.)syn. for "me"
(v.)to sit in trees and throw your own
poop at anything that moves
(adj.)green

(n.) Would you like to see a movie with
monkey sometime?
(v.) Remember when we used to sit in
front of the library and monkey?
(adj.)That vomitting over there is sure
turning monkey.

by Brando November 9, 2003

Slashing

Using a weapon of mass destruction (sword, knife, hockey stick, lamp post) to accuse someone of murder

You slashed the dog and he has lost his life. Why?

by Brando August 9, 2003

Spained

The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes

Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.

by Brando August 6, 2003