Brando's definitions

stinky sam

In which the man or woman sticks his or her nose in his or hers asshole and sniffs as hard as they can.

"Dude last time I tried a stinks sam i passed out."

by Brando August 29, 2004

Andrew

A guy that got his girl stolen by a guy named nigga jeffery

Andrew a bitch

by Brando November 30, 2017

scroth

Leftover mineral deposits in edible form, usually used in an unknown or good way. AKA "The good form of dregs"

The sediment-like stuff that is in the bottom of a glass after you have successfully used and abused a glass of Alka-Seltzer.

by Brando June 23, 2004

blizzy

blunt

i have a blizzy to smoke

by brando April 11, 2003

Monkey

(n.)syn. for "me"
(v.)to sit in trees and throw your own
poop at anything that moves
(adj.)green

(n.) Would you like to see a movie with
monkey sometime?
(v.) Remember when we used to sit in
front of the library and monkey?
(adj.)That vomitting over there is sure
turning monkey.

by Brando November 9, 2003

Slashing

Using a weapon of mass destruction (sword, knife, hockey stick, lamp post) to accuse someone of murder

You slashed the dog and he has lost his life. Why?

by Brando August 9, 2003

Coolie

Originated in India, where as the East Indian people call a baggage handler.

Don't have one to give.

by Brando January 1, 2004