Brando's definitions

Andrew

A guy that got his girl stolen by a guy named nigga jeffery

Andrew a bitch

by Brando November 30, 2017

scroth

Leftover mineral deposits in edible form, usually used in an unknown or good way. AKA "The good form of dregs"

The sediment-like stuff that is in the bottom of a glass after you have successfully used and abused a glass of Alka-Seltzer.

by Brando June 23, 2004

spackle pops

Defecating in a state of diarrhea creating spherical, random-sized pieces of excrement.

1. Keith had an embarrising case of the spackle pops.
2. "You'd better cook that chicken a little longer or you'll be having spackle pops after supper."
3. "Matt!", his mother exclaimed. "We don't eat the spackle pops!"
4. After waiting ten minutes for the bathroom to become available, Brandon thought to himself. "Man. Must be a bad case of the spackle pops."

by Brando November 17, 2004

Dick Beaters

see Dick skinners

me talking to my little brother when I'm watching him" Hey dude dinner time did u wash ur Dick Beaters

by Brando April 11, 2004

stinky sam

In which the man or woman sticks his or her nose in his or hers asshole and sniffs as hard as they can.

"Dude last time I tried a stinks sam i passed out."

by Brando August 29, 2004

Slashing

Using a weapon of mass destruction (sword, knife, hockey stick, lamp post) to accuse someone of murder

You slashed the dog and he has lost his life. Why?

by Brando August 9, 2003

Monkey

(n.)syn. for "me"
(v.)to sit in trees and throw your own
poop at anything that moves
(adj.)green

(n.) Would you like to see a movie with
monkey sometime?
(v.) Remember when we used to sit in
front of the library and monkey?
(adj.)That vomitting over there is sure
turning monkey.

by Brando November 9, 2003