Brandaminator's definitions

BK Broilers

Pretty straight forward...Tits range from: like reading braille, hand-full, whoppers, and the ever loveable BK Broilers! Those sorted from smallest to biggest!

Brandon: Dude, Nick did you see Laura's tits, dem some BK Broilers!

by Brandaminator October 2, 2006

Like Reading Braille

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.

"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)

by Brandaminator October 2, 2006

ben bau

Wilcoxian for "Its been in my butt hole!"

DuWayne:"Hey dude, U have a pencil?"

Wilcox:"Yeah, ben bau!"

by Brandaminator February 6, 2007

Plotz Baum

When you feel a rumbling in your stomach, you run to the bathroom, sit down, and BOOM! its drops like a bomb! Baum is slang for the word "Bomb."

Ben:"Man I had a total Plotz Baum today!"

by Brandaminator October 9, 2006

texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.

Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

Beat the Brakes off

The act of plowing a chick really hard.

Da Money:"Man I would totally Beat the Brakes off that shit!"
RoQ:"Shyeah!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

Estrogenic

Womanly, any phrase or word when said that could cause others to question one's manhood.

Guy 1: "Dude all I want to just sit back and watch Grey's Anatomy"
Guy 2: "That was rather Estrogenic!"

by Brandaminator April 2, 2010