Jake: "Daniel, you're so restafful!"
Daniel: "I am? What'd I do?"
Jake: "You helped that one guy stack boxes on shelves, remember?"
Daniel: "Oh, that's what you mean."
Daniel: "I am? What'd I do?"
Jake: "You helped that one guy stack boxes on shelves, remember?"
Daniel: "Oh, that's what you mean."
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

John: "Hey, Dan, how was the first day of school?"
Dan: "It was horrible. I just found out my school was an iditory!"
John: "Oh, why's that?"
Dan: "All of them, they're all just so stupid!"
Dan: "It was horrible. I just found out my school was an iditory!"
John: "Oh, why's that?"
Dan: "All of them, they're all just so stupid!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

by Brainless Maniac August 21, 2024

"Yo, did you hear about the schoolcident?"
"No? What happened?"
"That one kid tripped the principal! He got suspended for quite some time."
"No? What happened?"
"That one kid tripped the principal! He got suspended for quite some time."
by Brainless Maniac August 21, 2024

All-male breakup party.
To memorialize a breakup, a party only for the guys. Everyone dresses up comfortably, dressing up only for themselves and not for the ladies. Any drinks stay on the calm side, nobody's going overboard. The night is filled with gaming, delectable food, and occasional harmless dares or jokes. To let off some steam, there's a chill "revenge" ritual, like throwing out some photos of them with their ex, or sharing some bad experiences with their former lovers.
Note: Close friends may attend, but only if the person they're friends with allows it, no matter their gender.
To memorialize a breakup, a party only for the guys. Everyone dresses up comfortably, dressing up only for themselves and not for the ladies. Any drinks stay on the calm side, nobody's going overboard. The night is filled with gaming, delectable food, and occasional harmless dares or jokes. To let off some steam, there's a chill "revenge" ritual, like throwing out some photos of them with their ex, or sharing some bad experiences with their former lovers.
Note: Close friends may attend, but only if the person they're friends with allows it, no matter their gender.
John: "She broke up with me, man!"
Dan: "It's alright dude, just forget about her. We're having a Bruff Party later at my place, you coming?"
John: "Definitely man, thanks. I'll bring some stuff to toss out."
Dan: "It's alright dude, just forget about her. We're having a Bruff Party later at my place, you coming?"
John: "Definitely man, thanks. I'll bring some stuff to toss out."
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"
John: "Really? What do you mean?"
Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"
John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."
John: "Really? What do you mean?"
Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"
John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

An abbreviation of the phrase "Lame as hell", used as a way to show extreme boredom or disappointment.
Daniel: "Dude, I just went to a party."
Nick: "How'd it go?"
Daniel: "It was LAH! Everybody was just either talking, no games!"
Nick: "How'd it go?"
Daniel: "It was LAH! Everybody was just either talking, no games!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
