LAH

An abbreviation of the phrase "Lame as hell", used as a way to show extreme boredom or disappointment.
Daniel: "Dude, I just went to a party."

Nick: "How'd it go?"

Daniel: "It was LAH! Everybody was just either talking, no games!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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Stupid Bait

Something, often a post on social media, which is clearly wrong or outrageous to attract more people and to make them interact with the post.
Baiter: "The sun isn't a star!"

Baited Person: "No, it is!"

Baiter: "Actually, a star is a star, and a sun is a sun!"

Person: "Dude, this is just Stupid Bait. I'm not falling for your trap."
by Brainless Maniac December 28, 2024
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Schoolcident

"Yo, did you hear about the schoolcident?"

"No? What happened?"

"That one kid tripped the principal! He got suspended for quite some time."
by Brainless Maniac August 21, 2024
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Honk Parade

Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.
John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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Restafful

1. Feeling or showing respect to staff.

2. The act of being respectful to staff.
Jake: "Daniel, you're so restafful!"

Daniel: "I am? What'd I do?"

Jake: "You helped that one guy stack boxes on shelves, remember?"

Daniel: "Oh, that's what you mean."
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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Bruff Party

All-male breakup party.

To memorialize a breakup, a party only for the guys. Everyone dresses up comfortably, dressing up only for themselves and not for the ladies. Any drinks stay on the calm side, nobody's going overboard. The night is filled with gaming, delectable food, and occasional harmless dares or jokes. To let off some steam, there's a chill "revenge" ritual, like throwing out some photos of them with their ex, or sharing some bad experiences with their former lovers.

Note: Close friends may attend, but only if the person they're friends with allows it, no matter their gender.
John: "She broke up with me, man!"

Dan: "It's alright dude, just forget about her. We're having a Bruff Party later at my place, you coming?"

John: "Definitely man, thanks. I'll bring some stuff to toss out."
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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Snoozefest

1. An extremely boring or uneventful activity or occasion.

2. An event so boring or tiring which makes you want to fall unconscious.
John: "Ugh! I'm so bored at this party, it's a literal snoozefest!"

Samuel: "Dude, this is my uncle's funeral."
by Brainless Maniac December 16, 2024
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