Brainiac's definitions

fartbank

1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.

2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

1. "Excuse me, I had a bean burrito last week and...uh-oh...here it comes out of my fartbank!"

2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

humbucker

A word used by parents (usually after they accidentally injure themselves) who don't yet want their children to hear them cursing.

SLAM!
"Owwww! Mother...uh...humbucker!"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

aqua snogging

The act of clearing ones nose of pool water when coming up for a breath.

"Excuse me while I snog this water from my nose..."
Hoooonk!

by Brainiac March 17, 2005

bluey

Slang term for a type of jellyfish found in the waters around Australia and near the Great Barrier Reef.

"Say, is that a bluey?"
"I think so. Let me touch it...AIEEEE!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

lightning007

1. The speed (falsely shown by utilizing filming techniques) at which James Bonds' cars travel.

2. A type of alcohol; stronger than moonshine.

1. "Sit back and hang on, Octopussy! We're traveling lightning007 speed now!"

2. "Sheeit. That moonshine is fer pussies. Try this here lightning007. It'll peel the skin off yer esophagus."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

bat shit crazy

A clinically insane person beyond the regular diagnosis given to them by a psychiatrist.

Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

harpsy

A wife who nags her husband.

"That harpsy is the worst wife I know!"

by Brainiac January 7, 2005