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It's a mess that's blamed on the construction workers but someone else may have had something to do with it...
Person 1: why is there a big pile of shit on the carpet?
Person 2: Oh it's just a Construction Mess. The workers did it (and definitely not me haha).
Person 2: Oh it's just a Construction Mess. The workers did it (and definitely not me haha).
by Braden Fortson December 13, 2025
Get the Construction Mess mug.Like Kyle, but with an S at the end for some reason. There have been many theories on how they obtain the extra S. Nobody knows for sure, but what we do know is that the "S" harnesses the power to make them twice as retarded because they act like a complete fools. They kick open doors when they have bad days and they dive under the line barriers at cafeterias. They also try to rizz up girls by getting in their space and putting their arm around them. They have been known to love Thor and have skid-marked underpants. Be careful when approaching, if you make one mad, you might turn out like one of those doors on a bad day.
person 1: This guy shouted "I'm having such a bad day right now" and kicked open the door.
person 2: I think that's Kyles. He must be having a bad day right now.
person 2: I think that's Kyles. He must be having a bad day right now.
by Braden Fortson December 13, 2025
Get the Kyles mug.A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.
person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025
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Get the Ditzy Spritzy mug.Dr. Frias's are usually chemistry teachers who give you a packet of work almost everyday. They are a little strict, but definitely not the worst you've ever seen. All of them have massive cocks.
by Braden Fortson November 13, 2023
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by Braden Fortson March 31, 2022
Get the Pravarsh mug.A gay degenerate whore who is obsessed with Geometry dash, gay porn, and sex. Typically a Pravarsh likes to jerk off to weird porn like zoo, and/or furry porn. A Pravarsh always moans and says "daddy" and jerks off 10 times a day. Most Pravarshs never see the sun, touch grass, or take a shower.
Pravarsh is a degenerate whore
by Braden Fortson March 31, 2022
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