Brad's definitions

potatoe masher

sex with a guy who really has no rhythm or finesse,basically "pound pound pound"

He was such a potatoe masher in bed!

by Brad January 10, 2004

lighter

A small protion of crack cocaine.

I've got twenty-five lighters on my dresser. I got's to get paid.

by Brad November 15, 2005

GDIAF

Short for 'Go die in a fire'

Dahvood, I believe you should GDIAF for molesting that sheep.

by Brad March 26, 2005

anchovie

What you find in your mouth after giving head to a girl.

"Don't bother with that chick. She left an anchovie in my mouth last time."

by brad March 28, 2008

big cock

Brad has one down his pants and it is massive!!!!!!!

fit girl : i wish i could suck on brads big cock again
brad : u can but u will have to wait in line

by BRAD September 8, 2004

jeaned

v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.

a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.

by Brad April 18, 2004

Jackrussel on LSD

when sum little ugly cunt looks like a jackrussel that has just taken lsd

hey look at that crack hoe she looks like a jackrussel on lsd, lets frow shit at her!

by BRAD September 8, 2004