Definitions by Bozz Hawg

six pack 

a bitch so ugly, you gotta drink an entire sixer of beer to make her look good

That Dawn, she's a six-pack!

six pack by Bozz Hawg April 22, 2004

80's guy/girl 

someone stuck in the 1980's; wears clothes & hairstyle that was popular in 1986; listens to Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, and Poison; drives a beat-up 1983 Pontiac Firebird (see hooptie) that barely runs

80's Guy has a mullet and wears a jean jacket and a "Warrant" t-shirt; 80's girl wears so mushc hairspray that she got helmet-hair, as well as WAY too much makeup

80's guy/girl by Bozz Hawg April 21, 2004

nekkid Puerto Rican girl 

a sexy as hell Puerto Rican chick who's bare ass naked & she wants to ride your dick

Nuthin better than a nekkid Puerto Rican girl ridin my dick!

nekkid Puerto Rican girl by Bozz Hawg April 20, 2004

dwb 

Driving While Black

You know, when a racist cracker cop pulls over a black driver for no reason other than being black.

Those white devil cops HATE it when a brother can afford a nice car!

dwb by Bozz Hawg April 19, 2004

red wings

What you get when you eat a woman's coochie during her "monthly visit from Aunt Flo." See tuna sandwich.

After I earned my red wings I had to gargle Wild Turkey to kill the taste of blood!

red wings by Bozz Hawg April 19, 2004

real world 

When MTV first broadcast "The Real World" it was a cool show. Now it's scripted like all the other so-called "reality shows" on TV.

Every season of "The Real World" has the same damn characters:

1) THE SUAVE BLACK DUDE;
2) THE STUPID WHITE GUY;
3) THE HOUSE SLUT;
4) THE "TOKEN" (token gay, token Asian, etc.);
5) THE WEIRD ONE;
6) THE NAIVE KID/GIRL FROM A SMALL TOWN; and
7) THE CRAZY ONE.

real world by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004

marion berry 

The former Mayor of Washington, DC, who was arrested for smoking crack. After he did jail time, he was re-eleceted!

A total disgrace of a mayor.

"How can you tell your kids to not get high when the mayor's on crack? 'Don't get high! You won't be nothin'!' 'I could be mayor!'" -- Chris Rock

marion berry by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004