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Definitions by Bozz Hawg

a male prostitute equivalent to a high-class call girl; gigolos service wealthy women, as opposed to servicing homosexual men like most male prostitutes do
Gigolos sometimes receive gifts in lieu of payment for services, for example a Rolex or a Mercedes.
gigolo by Bozz Hawg June 4, 2004

oral sex with reciprocity

You know its love when she gives you a BJ after you eat her box lunch

soccer hooligan 

an Englishman or Scot who likes to attend football games pissed out of his skull, start fights, and vandalize property; unhappy unless someone leaves the game in an ambulance
That stupid cunt is wearing the other team's shirt! Let's break his fucking kneecaps!
soccer hooligan by Bozz Hawg June 4, 2004

player's code 

12) Don't player hate, celebrate!
11) A player must be true to the game.
10) If she ain't down, she ain't worth it.
9) A true player always protects his investments.
8) If she ain't wearing a wedding ring, she's game. Until she says, "I do," she will!
7) If there's grass in that field, play ball.
6)Don't start shit. Finish it.
5)Don't be in it for the bling. Be in it for the Love!
4) Sometimes the best loving comes from the plainest packages.
3) Never pass on ass.
2) Don't get caught.
1) PLAYER'S DON'T FEEL! I player with feelings is like a redneck driving a Cadillac... it ain't happening!
Ultimately, you must play to be a player!
player's code by Bozz Hawg June 3, 2004

man titties 

breasts on a man

a sign to lay off the bacon double cheesburgers & super-sized fries

also known as man boobs
Hey, Tony... when you & your woman make love WHO SUCKS WHO'S TITTIES?!
man titties by Bozz Hawg May 5, 2004

sports guy

A man in his mid-20's to late-30's who believes that he could play pro sports even though he got no skills! Consequently, plays a pick-up game of flag football as if it was the friggin' Superbowl and usually ends up injured.
Dude, I could totally be playin' in the NFL righ now if my high school football coach didn't hate me. The guy new I was the best running back in the league and he resented me. That's why I never got any game time.
sports guy by Bozz Hawg May 5, 2004

limp bizkit 

a mediocre rock-rap band
Why the hell would you name your band "Limp Bizkit?" If my bickit was limp, I wouldn't brag about it... I'd pop Viagra!
limp bizkit by Bozz Hawg April 27, 2004