Boxcar Bob's definitions
A hypocritical Democrat or liberal. They became quite noticeable after their dear, sweet scandal-plagued Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election to Donald Trump. Despite their claims to be tolerant of all people, they hate Trump with a passion and will never accept him as President. Some of them also hate all conservatives. They are blind to their own faults as well as those of Obama and Hillary. They believe Hillary is entitled to be President just because she is a woman.
Example 1
Hillary: (To Trump) If I win and you refuse to accept the election results, that is an unprecedented threat to Democracy.
Democrite: I fully agree with her statement.
(After Hillary loses)
Democrite: (E-Mail to red state Electoral College member) Hillary won the popular vote. You better vote for Hillary or I will kill you.
Example 2
Democrite: Hillary was treated unfairly by the media before the election.
Republican: Are you kidding me? The pro Clinton media made Trump the devil and dismissed nearly every bad thing about Hillary. She was a horrible candidate.
Democrite: That is not true. Russian hacking cost her the election.
Example 3
Democrite: How could you vote for Trump, you racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, Islamophobic bigot?
Republican: I am not a bigot. Hillary committed crimes which the media would not mention.
Democrite: That's a lie. She loves all kinds of people. Love Trumps hate.
Repubilican: She also supports the murder of unborn babies.
Democrite: An unborn baby is not a person, stupid.
Republican: You wouldn't be here today if your mother aborted you.
Hillary: (To Trump) If I win and you refuse to accept the election results, that is an unprecedented threat to Democracy.
Democrite: I fully agree with her statement.
(After Hillary loses)
Democrite: (E-Mail to red state Electoral College member) Hillary won the popular vote. You better vote for Hillary or I will kill you.
Example 2
Democrite: Hillary was treated unfairly by the media before the election.
Republican: Are you kidding me? The pro Clinton media made Trump the devil and dismissed nearly every bad thing about Hillary. She was a horrible candidate.
Democrite: That is not true. Russian hacking cost her the election.
Example 3
Democrite: How could you vote for Trump, you racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, Islamophobic bigot?
Republican: I am not a bigot. Hillary committed crimes which the media would not mention.
Democrite: That's a lie. She loves all kinds of people. Love Trumps hate.
Repubilican: She also supports the murder of unborn babies.
Democrite: An unborn baby is not a person, stupid.
Republican: You wouldn't be here today if your mother aborted you.
by Boxcar Bob January 16, 2017
Get the Democritemug. Sane person: Climate change is real, but the world will not end by 2030 if we don't adopt the Green New Deal.
Progressive: You stupid racist.
Republican: Capitalism is better than socialism and much better than Communism
Progressive: No, capitalism is racist and racism is capitalism.
Traditional liberal: Like MLK, I long for the day when people will be judged by the content of their character rather than the color of their skin.
Progressive: You are a bigoted racist.
Progressive: You stupid racist.
Republican: Capitalism is better than socialism and much better than Communism
Progressive: No, capitalism is racist and racism is capitalism.
Traditional liberal: Like MLK, I long for the day when people will be judged by the content of their character rather than the color of their skin.
Progressive: You are a bigoted racist.
by Boxcar Bob June 27, 2021
Get the Racistmug. New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.
L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
by Boxcar Bob February 18, 2014
Get the Los Angeles Kersmug. A virus related to COVID-19 that affects both sides of the political spectrum. Symptoms are either intense overreaction or extreme ignorance.
Moronavirus patient #1: How dare you step outside your house. We need to keep locked down until we find a vaccine.
Response: Really? Do you realize over 25% of the population could die from poverty, stress, or suicide if we do that?
Moronavirus patient #2: COVID-19 is a hoax. Let's go out and party, party, party.
Response: What's wrong with you? My friend died of COVID-19. Do you want to keep us shut down forever and get orher people sick?
Response: Really? Do you realize over 25% of the population could die from poverty, stress, or suicide if we do that?
Moronavirus patient #2: COVID-19 is a hoax. Let's go out and party, party, party.
Response: What's wrong with you? My friend died of COVID-19. Do you want to keep us shut down forever and get orher people sick?
by Boxcar Bob May 26, 2020
Get the moronavirusmug. A bird who never sleeps, imitates other birds and animals, car horns, and whatnot, and doesn't shut up all night long, just because it is looking for a mate.
They can be recognized by their song: 'Chirrup chirrup chirrup tweet tweet tweet beep beep beep twirrup twirrup twirrup weet weet weet honk honk honk cheep cheep cheep bereep bereep bereep ...'
They can be recognized by their song: 'Chirrup chirrup chirrup tweet tweet tweet beep beep beep twirrup twirrup twirrup weet weet weet honk honk honk cheep cheep cheep bereep bereep bereep ...'
After being kept awake for 10 nights by the non-stop singing of the stupid mockingbird in the tree outside my bedroom, I lit up a stick of dynamite to blow up the tree and kill the annoying critter for good.
by Boxcar Bob November 5, 2006
Get the mockingbirdmug. A process in which arrogant recruiters deny themselves the benefits of many talented, capable, candidates due to an unfair screening process that in absolutely no way reflects the everyday job situation or assesses the skills required to succeed.
A talented person who had produced major growth in his previous company and had 5 years of experience in C# got a rejection after a job interview in which the recruiter said he was not skilled enough to do the job. This was because they asked questions on language concepts that are rarely used in C# and gave a brainteaser algorithm to code up in a 15 minute time limit without a compiler or computer.
by Boxcar Bob April 28, 2008
Get the job interviewmug. A mortgage company whose Internet ads are so annoying, intrusive, some almost criminally insane, that they actually produce the opposite effect of what they are meant to accomplish: loss of business and customers.
Person 1: When I go to Yahoo, I sometimes have to refresh the page 4 or 5 times before I can concentrate.
Person 2: Must be those ads from lowermybills.com.
Person 1: Right! From ugly 30-foot-long dogs, to sexually explicit animations, to irritating dancing silhouttes, I just want to make one animation with all their ad designers being blown off a cliff.
Person 2: Must be those ads from lowermybills.com.
Person 1: Right! From ugly 30-foot-long dogs, to sexually explicit animations, to irritating dancing silhouttes, I just want to make one animation with all their ad designers being blown off a cliff.
by Boxcar Bob November 23, 2006
Get the lowermybills.commug.