I went to Walmart on Black Friday, so I could get that $700 laptop for $200, but I was wanked by this old woman that got to it before me.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.
Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Sam: Those girls over there are pretty decent-looking, but they play a bunch of games.
Jay: Yeah I hate Coy Girls. Lets go someplace else.
Jay: Yeah I hate Coy Girls. Lets go someplace else.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019

Joe: I'm glad Julie lost interest in all the fat guys, but she seems real happy right now.
Samantha: She must be dating a Kye.
Samantha: She must be dating a Kye.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019

Random person: You sir are an Asshole.
Me: Not so! I'm a Dickhead cause I make Assholes sore. Ask that one over there...
Me: Not so! I'm a Dickhead cause I make Assholes sore. Ask that one over there...
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Jay: Bob isn't much of a man. He lets his wife, Lindy, wear the pants of the house.
Dee: That's just love.
Jay: I'd call it being a Butt Nugget.
Dee: That's just love.
Jay: I'd call it being a Butt Nugget.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019

John: It looks like 40 year old Jay is robbing the cradle with this 18 year old girl named Bri.
Charley: Yup, Jay has always been a Tomcat, but one of these days that girl's parents are going to shoot him when they catch him.
Charley: Yup, Jay has always been a Tomcat, but one of these days that girl's parents are going to shoot him when they catch him.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
