Hack job is when someone does a really bad job at something because they were messy or unprofessional.
Joe Blo: Man those Carpenters did a real stabby job to my place.
Mike Tike: Don't you mean a hack job?
Joe Blo: You know what I mean.
Mike Tike: Don't you mean a hack job?
Joe Blo: You know what I mean.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
George thought he was going to give a great speech, but the audience only haha'd him out of the stadium.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Mack: That Jenny is a real piece of work.
Jay: I know! Isn't she a Pizza?
Mack: No doubt, brother, no doubt..
Jay: I know! Isn't she a Pizza?
Mack: No doubt, brother, no doubt..
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.
Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
The mainstream definition of Clean freak is someone who is excessively clean. The underground definition of a Clean Freak is someone who will crawl under a random dude's desk and suck his dirty cock til it's clean.
Bill: I see Dave got a promotion. He must really be kissing the boss's ass?
Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.
Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
by Box Worm December 01, 2019
Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.
Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.
Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019