Millennial

Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.
Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.

Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Failtard

Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?

Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.

Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.

Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.

Niles: Not you too!

Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.

*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
by Box Worm December 01, 2019
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Cherry pie

Jace: I told Haley to sit on my face, so she queened me, but she had her period and I ended up eating cherry pie.

Ray: She cherry pied you, huh? How did it taste?

Jace: A little undercooked.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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Krampus

Krampus is a bitter old man that's dangerous. The word comes from Austria and was used in reference to a demon-like creature that beats bad children at Christmas in order to scare other children into behaving.
Dale: I'm not messing with that 80 year old War Veteran over there. He is Krampus.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Pimp

Pimp is a highly successful male Swinger.
Tony: Prince was such a Pimp he slept with more women in a year than most guys will sleep with their entire lives. Too bad he's dead.

Jumaine: You got that right! He will be missed.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Candy box

Candy box is an alternate name for a girl's ass, usually the ass of a very cute or pretty girl.
Heather: What do you want to do tonight?

Donny: Jack off while I eat out your Candy Box.

Heather: Mmmkay.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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Troll

Troll - Psychological studies have shown that trolls tend to be male, have a higher level of intelligence, are very antisocial, and love to disrupt the status quo by seeking "atypical social rewards" through creating social mayhem & chaos...
Bob: I love Trump.

Deb: Go suck an egg. Trump is an idiot TROLL.

Scott: Hey now, don't be hating on trolls, mama.

Deb: Sorry hubby, but the idiot part is still true.

Bob: That's why he's worth over a billion dollars, right?

Max: Take him down!

Bob: Spoken like a true American...
by Box Worm December 01, 2019
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