top drawer

That shot was top drawer my good man.
by box June 02, 2003
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artus

A confident and classy artistic clothing line based out of northern california.
wow man nice shirt! Ya, its some new clothing line called artus. These clothes are pretty tight.
by box March 07, 2005
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Lauren

Lauren is a very cool and good being. Gets blocked when asking for it but gets unblocked and resumes the same behaviour. Very good person. Some Lauren's are adventurous and know how to throw sick parties, had a pet chicken named Zeus who may rest in peace. (Very common for all Lauren's.) Gets happy when close friend is happy, very supportive. Few Lauren's have the ability of telepathy, only the best ones. You can tell when they are annoyed because of facial expressions and telepathy of course, say "ugh" occasionally. In conclusion, Lauren's like to shower treats on animals.
by Box March 07, 2017
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boxmaster

Noun

One who is highly trained in the art of pleasing a woman through excessive touching in the genital region.
Ex.

Gena- DAAAAAAAAAMN Craig is a MACHINE in the boudoir.
Candy (dreamily) - ya he's a true boxmaster.
by Box March 29, 2005
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old school

the act of drinking many PBR's and Sparks in order to get fired up for an evening of drinking and ridiculous antics.
Being with out their girlfriends for the evening, Box, Lad and Roni did it up old school before karaoke at the saloon.
by box March 11, 2003
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muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.
While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.
by Box May 06, 2004
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knifehits

by box May 28, 2003
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