Box 's definitions

lazy ass

The lazy ass, related to the lazy eye, is a common affliction for the sleep-deprived. Whilst one glute may move perfectly normally, the other lacks ambition and direction. It often fails to move and may start twitching.

Tony- Man, Greg's lazy ass is really acting up today.
Diane- Teeheehee
Greg (as he stumbles around compensating for his rabmbunctious left buttock)- Shut up you guys, this is really uncomfortable.

by Box March 23, 2005

artus

A confident and classy artistic clothing line based out of northern california.

wow man nice shirt! Ya, its some new clothing line called artus. These clothes are pretty tight.

by box March 7, 2005

Artus

The sickest clothing line known to mankind. A classy, confident clothing line that originated in Nor Cal.

-That's a sick ass shirt man. Where'd you get it at?
-Artusclothing.com yo.

by Box March 6, 2005

zoot

1.Young male part of the "hip-hop" culture.
2.Urban jungle warrior

Hey look at those zoots stealing your car!

by box March 6, 2005

pants

Something that is really fucking lame.

Common usage- Good god, that man's outfit consisting of Hawaiian shirt, purple slacks and Keds is pants.

by Box August 8, 2004

muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

by Box May 6, 2004

iodizedsalt

someone who bangs box, but not in the ass until marriage.

"iodizedsalt is not getting box's butthole anytime soon"

by box February 17, 2004