BorisSDT's definitions

grandpa boner

A grandpa boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.

Gross, look at that grandpa boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least triple her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.

by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

Mafia Douchebag

Fat, balding men with little to no neck, a shaved ape like appearance and minimal intelligence level currently infesting most of Eastern Europe.

Look at that mafia douchebag over there in his 1987 Mercedes that he got by stealing money from the Bulgarian government - that guy should totally be killed immediately.

by BorisSDT June 23, 2011

Dudestroyer

The chick that is able to absolutely ruin the coolest of single dude out there and turn him into a frail emotional shell of his former self.

"Where's Jim, how come he never hangs out in the bar anymore?" "Man he got wrapped up with some dudestroyer, all he does is sit at home and cry these days."

by BorisSDT September 10, 2011

HMW

High Maintenance Woman.

Look at that poor bastard over there with the HMW - clearly he's going to be bankrupt by the end of his vacation if he has to travel with that bitch.

by BorisSDT October 27, 2011

round eye hunter

An Asian woman that's on the prowl for an American or European boyfriend.

You gotta hang out in the clubs and bars that cater to foreigners, that's where all the round eye hunters go.

by BorisSDT March 13, 2011

Swiss bankhole

An asshole that's a Swiss banker.

Look at that Swiss bankhole over there in his Ferrari that he got by raping and pillaging the developing world.

by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

fagbagster

A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagbagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.

Look at that hot chick over there looking bored to tears with her fagbagster boyfriend.

by BorisSDT August 7, 2011