Definitions by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kyle 

A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.

Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.

Kyle by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 13, 2019

Emoji Whore 

A person, usually female, who is obsessed with emojis. They have emoji plushies, emoji wallpaper, emoji stickers, etc. Emoji Whores also have iphones cluttered with emoji keyboards and use around 10 emojis in 1 paragraph.

Hey, did Sarah text you?

Yeah, theres about 50 emojis on here.

I know, shes an emoji whore.

Emoji Whore by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Polished Shit 

A term used to describe something (usually an object) in good condition, but overall being a piece of shit.

Hey, theres a free TV over on the sidewalk!

No thanks.

It looks functional and relatively new!

That TV is basically polished shit. It looks good, but its still shit.

Polished Shit by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Pork 'n Beans 

When a man rims a womans asshole until she shits lumpy diarrhea on his toungue

What did you do last night man?

I gave Jenna the pork 'n beans.

Thats nasty.

Pork 'n Beans by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Welfare Mom 

Usually a fat bitch that has about 10 children that she keeps locked in a room just so she can get checks from the government.

That bitch has 12 children locked in a room that are fed stale bread yet shes getting $2000 a month. What a welfare mom.

Welfare Mom by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 14, 2016

Santa claus 

A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.

Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...

Santa claus by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 9, 2016

Powerwheels 

A shitty plastic vehicle that almost every house in the ghetto that is usually cracked, stuffed with leaves, and has its battery stolen by gangstas.

I saw one of those shitty powerwheels again, too bad its been stolen.

Powerwheels by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 7, 2016