Definitions by Boon

aargan 

The Aargan often occurs after strong doses of laxatives (or all you can eat chinese buffet), causing the person to lay grogans with such fierce animosity that they proceed to shit out their aggots.

The Aargan means an "Aggot grogan", and most often applies to males (with the exception of mingin' women).

After Jed laid an Aargan in his wife's golfing bag, they were eaten by the local chud on the back 9.

aargan by Boon March 1, 2004

broganite 

A particularly deadly, foul variation of dynamite, where the active ingrediant is the brogan. If laid correctly, the brogan can be ground into browder and assembled into broganite.

This weapon is often used in chemical warefare due its akrid odours and putrid beauqet.

During the recent conflict in Iraq, broganite was the primary chemical weapon harboured by the Mongols.

broganite by Boon March 1, 2004

Nagorg 

The meaning of this word has its roots in quantum mechanics. In essence, when a person goes to lay a grogan in the shitter, quantum theory states that there is a finite (although very small) probability that the shitter will actually lay a grogan into the person. This occurence is very rare and it is said the victims of the Nagorg reach a deeply spiritual (and highly painful) state.

The word Nagorg applies to a grogaN in reserve, hence its name.

After receiving his third nagorg in as many weeks from the local dunny at the pub, Unwin promptly left town.

Nagorg by Boon February 24, 2004

frogan 

This word generally applies to a grogan laid in snow or icy weater, upon where it freezes, resulting in the aptly named "frogan".

My grogan became a frogan before it hit the bowl as someone left the igloo door open.

frogan by Boon January 6, 2004

brogan 

A black, solid and generally foul smelling grogan that follows a night on the bourbon (whisky). Differs from a standard grogan in its colour and texture

Man, that grogan was darker than Khamal.

brogan by Boon December 15, 2003

steaming 

Extremely drunk, inebriated, intoxicated.

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.

steaming by boon July 26, 2003