Chatting Breeze

London slang for talking nonsense, or speaking of something about which you have no clear understanding.

"Bingly bongly boo. Snippety-snappety-blarg. Goo ferplunk moo-ha ha ha."
"Man, don't chat breeze."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Face Like A

...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.

Ugly beyond reproach.

Dave: "That lad's got a face like a chernobyl fireman's head."
Bill: "As I understand it, he was in fact a chernobyl fireman."
Dave: "(sings) #It's a wonderful life...#" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Howdon Claw

A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.

"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

ranny

I believe I heard some charver scumbag or other use this word to mean 'hungry'. Possibly derived from 'ravenous'. As in:

Eee, ah feel puar ranny th'knaas. Let's howay doon the lurcal Greggs!

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Brahms and Liszt

Rhyming slang, meaning 'pissed'. Note that this is the UK meaning of pissed, as in 'drunk', rather than the American meaning of 'angry'. Is usually shortened to Brahmsed.

"Hey there, d'you want to drive me home?"
"Nah love, I'm absolutely brahmsed."

by Bonny lad November 14, 2004

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Piss Hatch

The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.

"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004