Bonehead 's definitions

flick licker

cunnlingus

johnny's a flick licker

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

Pantyphile

A person with an underwear fetish. Typically one who has color or texture preferences. Dictates what the other person should wear during intercourse.

Girl 1: I’m talking to this guy who doesn’t like black or red underwear
Girl 2: Ew he sounds like a pantyphile

by Bonehead July 23, 2021

Yucatán

Peninsula in southeastern Mexico, named after the Mayan phrase meaning “I don’t understand what you’re saying.”

Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.

Cordoba: “Where am I?”
Mayan: “Yucatán.”

Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”

B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.

by Bonehead September 7, 2021

Levine

Someone with plastered with so many random ass tattoos that by all logic they should look trashy, but they’re so chiseled and hot it’s somehow classy.

Man, I’d totally get my right pec inked cherub but idk if I can pull off a Levine

by Bonehead September 7, 2021

asskoala

A dangerous animal that lives in european forests.

Oh god, look! It's an asskoala!

by bonehead November 17, 2004

Bobo Theory

Named after the "famed" loser of many arguments, Matthew "Bobo" Gearhart. To execute the Bobo Theory is to give the impression of a concession in an unwinnable argument, thereby saving yourself the valuable time that continued arguing would have wasted. The person executing the Bobo Theory successfully tends to be the winner, no matter what the true outcome of the useles argument would have been.

"Sure, I like that thing you said that time about that stuff and that place. Good work."

by Bonehead March 20, 2003

Flak cannon

A fearsome yellow weapon that shoots metal shards with high speed. Alternate fire launches a ball shaped grenade which has a smile painted on it.

Dude1: Stop spamming the flak man!
Dude2: omg whiner lololol

by bonehead November 17, 2004