Levine

Someone with plastered with so many random ass tattoos that by all logic they should look trashy, but they’re so chiseled and hot it’s somehow classy.
Man, I’d totally get my right pec inked cherub but idk if I can pull off a Levine
by Bonehead September 07, 2021
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Yucatán

Peninsula in southeastern Mexico, named after the Mayan phrase meaning “I don’t understand what you’re saying.”

Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.
Cordoba: “Where am I?”
Mayan: “Yucatán.”

Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”

B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.
by Bonehead September 07, 2021
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Smellfungus

A pessimist. Someone with a downright depressing attitude who believes the worst will happen or is already happening.
Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” - Eeyore, a classic literary smellfungus
by Bonehead September 03, 2021
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Vocabulistics

The study of vocabulary. The one who studies vocabulary is referred to as a vocabulist.
Groot: “I am Groot”
Peter Quill: “wow. That’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”
Rocket: “well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot,’ specifically in that order.
by Bonehead September 07, 2021
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Bobo Theory

Named after the "famed" loser of many arguments, Matthew "Bobo" Gearhart. To execute the Bobo Theory is to give the impression of a concession in an unwinnable argument, thereby saving yourself the valuable time that continued arguing would have wasted. The person executing the Bobo Theory successfully tends to be the winner, no matter what the true outcome of the useles argument would have been.
"Sure, I like that thing you said that time about that stuff and that place. Good work."
by Bonehead March 20, 2003
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bonehead

ace guitarist and inventor of websites. possibly black and/or jewish.
'arrite bonehead?'
'bonehead'
by Bonehead October 08, 2003
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FtUC

(F)uck (T)he (Ü)ber (C)lans
Man the FtUC assault squad is good...
by bonehead November 17, 2004
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