Definitions by Bolloxthebrave

Teabag 

Crotch area of see through or lace panties, especially with plenty of pubic hair inside.

REAL:
Stripper to bouncer: Jo, this guy touched me on my teabag n' now he won't pay.

Teabag by Bolloxthebrave March 6, 2009

Uncircumsized 

Penis that still has the foreskin so the head is far too sensitive, especially in young men, resulting in a hair-trigger. Being uncircumsized also results in the accumulation of smegma under the foreskin which is likely to make any jizz gobbler throw up their lunch when they encounter it.

Jenny: Ooh he's cute
Sasha: Yeah, but his uncircumsized manhood looks like a sausage with a roll neck sweater on.

Uncircumsized by BolloxTheBrave March 6, 2009