The stimulation of a female cows genitals by using ones mouth. Usually done by young males in the
Dinka tribes of South Sudan, in order to force the cow to lactate. This is believed by many to be the reason why many
African American males refuse to perform
cunnalingus.
I tell ya bro, she wuz all askin me to go down on her and shit, and I telled dat fat bitch I aint doin cownalingus no mo'.
A slang term for a
Speculum, the tool commonly used to open one's ass hole for object removal, or in rare cases, surgery.
Today students, we will be preforming a simple operation of foreign object removal from the anus. The object we will be removing today is a butt plug. To start we put the patient in the fetal position and insert the can opener. We simply crank the can opener in a clockwise rotation to widen the anus until it is wide enough that the butt plug can simply be removed with tongs. Should the butt plug not easily come out, use some pliers or something. Just whatever you do, DO NOT stick your hand or fingers in there. God knows what else has been in there.
