Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Bobsleighbob

Cinema Ball

A dull ache or numbness in one testicle caused by sitting in the same position for too long. Usually not life-threatening.

"Great movie, but it's very long. I had cinema ball by the end of it."

Merch

Did you see the latest barrel of shit Trump tweeted?
No, I'm on a Tweetox at the moment.

Merch

Acting in a rambunctious manor while you have your tie around your head, like Rambo.

- Did you see Rob dancing like a possessed raccoon at Brian's wedding?
- I did, and he had his tie around his head and all. Very rambonctious.

Merch

Random good music find on Spotify.

Oh, I made a great Spotifind the other day, I've been listening to them all week.

Merch

I made a great Spotifind the other day. Grubby Mitts they're called. Ever heard of them?

Merch

The opposite of a nonce. I.e. A kid that's got a thing for adults.

I was at a wedding and this total oppononce of an 8 year old kept grabbing my boobs.