Definitions by BobbyT

porkchop 

a pussy with exceptionally large labia that are visible through her pants

that chick on the stairmaster is really grinding that porkchop

porkchop by bobbyt June 18, 2006

back-up shits 

whan you have to shit so bad,you drop your drawers and back into the stall,usually occuring after a night of tequilla and burritos,your pants usually fit better after takin one of these

boy,what a night,i had the back-up shits so bad i gotta repaint the bathroom

back-up shits by bobbyt June 18, 2006

brown mouse 

a turd that makes an early escape when you have to shit and can't find a bathroom

Dude- I gotta go change,the brown mouse just crawled out of his hole

brown mouse by bobbyt June 18, 2006

monkey bumps 

the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush

That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps

monkey bumps by bobbyt June 18, 2006

carpet rash 

brush burns obtained from tearin one off on a carpet

Dude1:"you got some wicked carpet rash there dude"
Dude2:"that's nothing-you should see your mom's back"

carpet rash by bobbyt June 18, 2006

soup 

Really bad B.O.,there are varying degrees;with Campbells chicken noodle soup being the worst

Dude- do you EVER shower? It smells like campbell's soup in here

soup by bobbyt June 18, 2006

nipple icing 

when you completely cover a nipple and areola with a thick load of cum

I gave your sister a nice nipple icing last night,then your mom licked it off and the bitch snowballed me

nipple icing by bobbyt June 18, 2006