BobbyT's definitions

porkchop

a pussy with exceptionally large labia that are visible through her pants

that chick on the stairmaster is really grinding that porkchop

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

back-up shits

whan you have to shit so bad,you drop your drawers and back into the stall,usually occuring after a night of tequilla and burritos,your pants usually fit better after takin one of these

boy,what a night,i had the back-up shits so bad i gotta repaint the bathroom

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

brown mouse

a turd that makes an early escape when you have to shit and can't find a bathroom

Dude- I gotta go change,the brown mouse just crawled out of his hole

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

monkey bumps

the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush

That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

carpet rash

brush burns obtained from tearin one off on a carpet

Dude1:"you got some wicked carpet rash there dude"
Dude2:"that's nothing-you should see your mom's back"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

soup

Really bad B.O.,there are varying degrees;with Campbells chicken noodle soup being the worst

Dude- do you EVER shower? It smells like campbell's soup in here

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

nipple icing

when you completely cover a nipple and areola with a thick load of cum

I gave your sister a nice nipple icing last night,then your mom licked it off and the bitch snowballed me

by bobbyt June 18, 2006