Bobby Kanker's definitions

splinkie

A little spliff.
A one man top up type spliff
A spliff designed to mend rather than Mash

"I'm on my way now. I'll take a splinkie for the journey"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

sletch

To piss.
Origin west midlands, England
Derived from the word slash.

Fok me arv gorrur av a sletch

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

Shitaart

To Have a shit.
Origin west midlands, England
The act of outing you shit, hense shit out

Ohhh my I need a shitaart

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

mammurs

Tits
Origin west midlands, England
Derived from mamory glands

"Nice Mammurs"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

Guffers

Gypsys, Gypos, Pikeys.
Origin west midlands, England

Derived from Guff (a fart) cos they all smell as bad as a guff.

"What the foks that smell ?"
"It's the Guffers"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

the shit

The Police

Origin west midlands, England

Extension of the term the filth

"Scarper ere cum The Shit"

"Leave 'im to bleed, 'es one of The Shit"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

chickens

Little Ladies.

Origin west midlands, England

Derived from Chicks

"Look at those little chickens"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003