Definitions by Bobby Kanker

splinkie 

A little spliff.
A one man top up type spliff
A spliff designed to mend rather than Mash

"I'm on my way now. I'll take a splinkie for the journey"

splinkie by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

sletch 

To piss.
Origin west midlands, England
Derived from the word slash.

Fok me arv gorrur av a sletch

sletch by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

Shitaart 

To Have a shit.
Origin west midlands, England
The act of outing you shit, hense shit out

Ohhh my I need a shitaart

Shitaart by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

mammurs

Tits
Origin west midlands, England
Derived from mamory glands

"Nice Mammurs"

mammurs by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

Guffers 

Gypsys, Gypos, Pikeys.
Origin west midlands, England

Derived from Guff (a fart) cos they all smell as bad as a guff.

"What the foks that smell ?"
"It's the Guffers"

Guffers by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

the shit 

The Police

Origin west midlands, England

Extension of the term the filth

"Scarper ere cum The Shit"

"Leave 'im to bleed, 'es one of The Shit"

the shit by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

chickens

Little Ladies.

Origin west midlands, England

Derived from Chicks

"Look at those little chickens"

chickens by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003